@vintagestorygame.bsky.social has me in a chokehold.

It is the ultimate cozy, survival, adventure, and laugh until you pee game.

I can't play anything else until I've sunk at least 200 hours into this.

Cats are such empaths, I swear they just seem to know whenever I'm having a bad day because without missing a beat they’re just like vomit, vomit, tail in coffee, extended screaming, channeling ghosts, channeling ghosts, further screaming…

I'm looking for a well versed #swifty to go through each song with me and give me the lore. I need a distraction, and with 274 songs, that should keep me busy for a few days.

I'll pay you in funny comments and my full attention.

I am having flashbacks to when I was on Tinder, trying to find a husband, but now I'm on BlueSky trying to find internet friends #promosky.

Probably won't be successful, but it will be entertaining!

Here is what I like:

🎮 Video games
📖 Reading
😾 Cute animals
🎨 Crafting
⚖️ Human Rights

I wish I could be as unbothered as Noodle.

May his unbotheredness bring enough joy to get me through the next few years.

My hot take is that joy is good

ok but how am i supposed to fall asleep without watching one or two hundred 20 second videos