Eldritch Garfield
@bryix.bsky.social
Shitty puns and beer.
Accepting only fresh brine.
Accepting only fresh brine.
I should add that (technically) it can be called a Rum Ham.
December 6, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I should add that (technically) it can be called a Rum Ham.
I think that's the general feeling across the fanbase. A mayonnaise of malaise.
December 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I think that's the general feeling across the fanbase. A mayonnaise of malaise.
A smoked spiral ham is involved, so at least we're guaranteed a modicum of happiness.
December 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM
A smoked spiral ham is involved, so at least we're guaranteed a modicum of happiness.
How ya feeling about the game? I'm having my friends over for "Festivus" and feeling ambivalent at the moment.
December 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
How ya feeling about the game? I'm having my friends over for "Festivus" and feeling ambivalent at the moment.
Poor Gavin looks so bored. Let's give him something to do.
December 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Poor Gavin looks so bored. Let's give him something to do.
Um, no. You have been had. Bamboozled. Defrauded. That is clearly character-actor Stephen Root.
November 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Um, no. You have been had. Bamboozled. Defrauded. That is clearly character-actor Stephen Root.
I finished a jar of Lao Gan Ma off a week ago that expired in 2022. In my defense, it was one I keep at my desk at the office and I've mostly been going home for lunch the last few years.
October 29, 2025 at 11:17 AM
I finished a jar of Lao Gan Ma off a week ago that expired in 2022. In my defense, it was one I keep at my desk at the office and I've mostly been going home for lunch the last few years.
Gen Ass - also known as the Baby Boomers.
October 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Gen Ass - also known as the Baby Boomers.
...finest weed in the Southfarthing
September 29, 2025 at 4:22 PM
...finest weed in the Southfarthing
He looks like he died three weeks ago.
July 28, 2025 at 11:47 AM
He looks like he died three weeks ago.
"But there is only so much further that the fight can escalate."
Hold my beer
Hold my beer
June 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
"But there is only so much further that the fight can escalate."
Hold my beer
Hold my beer
I'm sure Kelly is looking forward to never having to say "thank you, Mr. McLendon" again
June 4, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I'm sure Kelly is looking forward to never having to say "thank you, Mr. McLendon" again
Ovita is a style icon tonight.
June 3, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Ovita is a style icon tonight.
Miriam was the one faction I never played as...
May 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Miriam was the one faction I never played as...
No lie, that is basically my beard.
May 26, 2025 at 9:42 AM
No lie, that is basically my beard.
Except it's two bearded white dudes with dad bods.
May 26, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Except it's two bearded white dudes with dad bods.
Blake, I'm awake to smoke a brisket. Why on earth are you awake?
May 26, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Blake, I'm awake to smoke a brisket. Why on earth are you awake?
Starting to think that Davenport didn't care for the Cedar Ridge development.
May 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Starting to think that Davenport didn't care for the Cedar Ridge development.