Bryce-a-roni
@brycearoni.bsky.social
Hey. How’s it goin? They/them btw.
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Bryce-a-roni
@brycearoni.bsky.social
· Nov 16
Hi! My name is Bryce! I love video games, college football, and politics!
I have one question. Why can’t *epublicans read?
I have one question. Why can’t *epublicans read?
They’re putting chemicals in our food and lying to us about it. That’s why I only photosynthesize. It’s the only way to ensure that I’m not ingesting the chemicals that they keep pushing on us.
Do yourself a favor. Look up Dihydrogen Monoxide.
Do yourself a favor. Look up Dihydrogen Monoxide.
November 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
They’re putting chemicals in our food and lying to us about it. That’s why I only photosynthesize. It’s the only way to ensure that I’m not ingesting the chemicals that they keep pushing on us.
Do yourself a favor. Look up Dihydrogen Monoxide.
Do yourself a favor. Look up Dihydrogen Monoxide.
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I’ve never wanted to stop watching Love Island more than tonight. Sending Jeremiah home before Austin is absolutely insane. The fact that Huda is still there is insane. These people are terrible.
June 23, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I’ve never wanted to stop watching Love Island more than tonight. Sending Jeremiah home before Austin is absolutely insane. The fact that Huda is still there is insane. These people are terrible.
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June 14, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Some of my favorite signs from San Diego #nokingsday
June 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Some of my favorite signs from San Diego #nokingsday
Any service members deployed to LA who are told to act against civilians should consider those orders illegal. Because, of course, they are.
June 12, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Any service members deployed to LA who are told to act against civilians should consider those orders illegal. Because, of course, they are.
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The U.S. Constitution and longstanding federal law strictly limit the use of the military to police civilians. Under the Posse Comitatus Act of 1878, active-duty military forces are prohibited from engaging in domestic law enforcement unless explicitly authorized by Congress or the Constitution.
June 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
The U.S. Constitution and longstanding federal law strictly limit the use of the military to police civilians. Under the Posse Comitatus Act of 1878, active-duty military forces are prohibited from engaging in domestic law enforcement unless explicitly authorized by Congress or the Constitution.
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Art of the deal is raising the tariff to 145% then cutting it almost in half despite the fact that China has made no concessions and has completely ignored you. Xi just sits back at laughs at our orange clown.
May 9, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Art of the deal is raising the tariff to 145% then cutting it almost in half despite the fact that China has made no concessions and has completely ignored you. Xi just sits back at laughs at our orange clown.
Crazy there hasn’t been an incidence of someone eating cats or dogs since the presidential race. I wonder why? Could it have been a lie all along??
May 9, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Crazy there hasn’t been an incidence of someone eating cats or dogs since the presidential race. I wonder why? Could it have been a lie all along??
CJ be like:
May I just say, a propos of nothing, that I love blue cheese with every fibre of my being
April 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
CJ be like:
A second signal group chat involving random people outside the gov is possibly the least shocking thing I’ve ever seen
April 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
A second signal group chat involving random people outside the gov is possibly the least shocking thing I’ve ever seen
I understand that it’s an “honor” to be invited to the White House. But I’m super disappointed in the Ohio State program for visiting a president that wants to be our king and would gladly cast any of those players aside to get what he wants.
April 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I understand that it’s an “honor” to be invited to the White House. But I’m super disappointed in the Ohio State program for visiting a president that wants to be our king and would gladly cast any of those players aside to get what he wants.
It’s tragic to be a sports fan surrounded by all these right wing or centrist losers who call themselves apolitical. Especially as a leftist football fan.
April 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
It’s tragic to be a sports fan surrounded by all these right wing or centrist losers who call themselves apolitical. Especially as a leftist football fan.
Can media PLEASE start talking about how Pete Hegseth, and the rest of the group chat, actively talked about and cheered on WAR CRIMES that they were committing. They love bombing civilians and think it’s awesome that they did it.
March 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Can media PLEASE start talking about how Pete Hegseth, and the rest of the group chat, actively talked about and cheered on WAR CRIMES that they were committing. They love bombing civilians and think it’s awesome that they did it.
MAGA is just a domination fetish for Gen X and Boomers.
March 19, 2025 at 12:35 AM
MAGA is just a domination fetish for Gen X and Boomers.
Trump saying he was “being a little bit sarcastic” in response to being asked about his promise to end the war in Ukraine in 24hrs is horrifying and yet not shocking at all. Remember, if it comes from Trump, it’s a lie!
March 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Trump saying he was “being a little bit sarcastic” in response to being asked about his promise to end the war in Ukraine in 24hrs is horrifying and yet not shocking at all. Remember, if it comes from Trump, it’s a lie!
I don’t really understand the stock market at all but like is it supposed to go 📉?
March 11, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I don’t really understand the stock market at all but like is it supposed to go 📉?
The Walrus and the Oysters from Alice in Wonderland is almost too close a metaphor for Trump and his MAGA followers. He’ll lie to them and talk about nonsense and then eat them.
February 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The Walrus and the Oysters from Alice in Wonderland is almost too close a metaphor for Trump and his MAGA followers. He’ll lie to them and talk about nonsense and then eat them.
DOGE firing federal employees only to rehire them days later is the picture of efficiency.
February 25, 2025 at 3:45 AM
DOGE firing federal employees only to rehire them days later is the picture of efficiency.
At the end of the day, the billionaire who is gutting our government and giving himself and the rest of the 1% tax cuts and gov contracts is just flat out cringe. Like, yeah he’s a Nazi, but he’s also such a 50 year old dad trying to be cool. Yucky.
February 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
At the end of the day, the billionaire who is gutting our government and giving himself and the rest of the 1% tax cuts and gov contracts is just flat out cringe. Like, yeah he’s a Nazi, but he’s also such a 50 year old dad trying to be cool. Yucky.
Whether you are at the Super Bowl or watching at home I expect to hear loud booing whenever they show Trump. Then consider how much tax money is paying for his ticket, travel, and security to be at the game.
February 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Whether you are at the Super Bowl or watching at home I expect to hear loud booing whenever they show Trump. Then consider how much tax money is paying for his ticket, travel, and security to be at the game.
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They don’t even know their own lying talking points anymore.
BUDDY CARTER: USAID should've been cut off. I mean, $15 million for condoms for the Taliban?
BORIS SANCHEZ: Whoa whoa whoa -- are you conflating things?
BORIS SANCHEZ: Whoa whoa whoa -- are you conflating things?
February 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
They don’t even know their own lying talking points anymore.