Bryant Joseph
bryantajoseph.bsky.social
Bryant Joseph
@bryantajoseph.bsky.social
Amateur cook, digital marketer, occasional writer
All this ai bullshit and Apple can’t figure out how to accurately estimate a file download or transfer time
November 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Watching Lord of the rings appendices. You watch the section about Weta and they really go deep into the intricate artistry and intentionality behind almost every single creative decision. Really lays bear how inadequate generative AI is as a tool with actual control and intention.
October 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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April 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
One of the most upsetting parts about liquid glass is how it seems to force this weird edge effect on the app icons.
September 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Nice example of ai making things worse.
May 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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PALPATINE HOLOGRAM: 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑾𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑲 𝑻𝑶 𝑴𝑬𝑬𝑻 𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑸𝑼𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝒀 𝑲𝑷𝑰𝑺?

IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord.

PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.
May 16, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Don’t you dare doubt your talent or your worth in this world when some dumbass is gonna make eight figures this year for putting the HBO back in HBO Max
May 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Did they invent a new type of caffeine?
May 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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This is how you become a writer: just pick one of the things that is deeply wrong with you. Make it a character. Now send it on a self-help journey or try to kill it. Now call it a book.
November 18, 2024 at 2:40 PM
The Rehearsal season 2 is pretty good
May 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
April 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Lori Beth Denberg reprised her All That librarian character to do a pro-library, anti-book banning reel and I love it so much??? www.instagram.com/reel/DIK0_bD...
April 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I never realized how many modern rom com books revolve around one of the guys being an estranged tech founder whose cofounder betrays them
April 7, 2025 at 11:46 PM
All art is product but not all product is art
March 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
You want a plane? Can’t help ya. You want a train? You got it
February 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Protect the Wayback Machine at all costs 🙏🏻
January 31, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Sometimes reading some of my so-called “prose” is only incrementally preferable to running my face over a cheese grater.
January 31, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Trying out posting one of my most popular TikTok’s here. Gooey butter bars
January 20, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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I SAID YES!!!!!! 💍🥂🥳🎉 i asked myself if i wanted another cup of coffee.
January 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Board game people get upset when you don’t want to play their board games. You’re not allowed to politely sit quietly and sip your beverage. You’re required to participate in the ritual.
January 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Wild this included “truth teller” and “realest” for something that was completely synthetic. Meta claims this was a deprecated test, but even if it was, creating a persona with a bunch of demographic labels reveals how cynically they view them.
Why talk to fake people online?
January 3, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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every tech company in 2025
January 1, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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January 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Just saw a video in which a woman is coaching people on how to use ChatGPT to tell them their dreams and goals for 2025.

Somy’all have lost your damn minds.
December 31, 2024 at 10:39 AM
Trite-GPT would be a more accurate name
December 30, 2024 at 9:20 PM