Bryan Death to Turkeys Maxwell
@bryanmaxwell.bsky.social
Freelance developer, code mentor.
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he/him/his
Neurospicy.
If I can't make stupid jokes, I don't want your revolution.
#python #rust #java #javascript #web #fullstack #desktop #godot
he/him/his
Neurospicy.
If I can't make stupid jokes, I don't want your revolution.
I keep telling me you need to wait until I tell you what your opinion is.
November 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I keep telling me you need to wait until I tell you what your opinion is.
If my wife ever comes to her senses and leaves me, I'll do me and womankind a favor and join a monastery.
November 2, 2025 at 11:47 PM
If my wife ever comes to her senses and leaves me, I'll do me and womankind a favor and join a monastery.
He's a very good boy and I love him.
November 1, 2025 at 4:55 AM
He's a very good boy and I love him.
I mean, I was kung-fu fighting and didn't see anybody not kung-fu fighting.
November 1, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I mean, I was kung-fu fighting and didn't see anybody not kung-fu fighting.
I can think of no better last words than, "I should have spent more time at the office."
Après moi, le déluge,
Après moi, le déluge,
November 1, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I can think of no better last words than, "I should have spent more time at the office."
Après moi, le déluge,
Après moi, le déluge,
Back before dirt, I worked in retail for a while and our coked out store manager said Christmas starts in August.
I didn't like him.
I didn't like him.
November 1, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Back before dirt, I worked in retail for a while and our coked out store manager said Christmas starts in August.
I didn't like him.
I didn't like him.
The first one looks like futurism to me.
November 1, 2025 at 4:02 AM
The first one looks like futurism to me.
He's a good boy and I love him.
November 1, 2025 at 3:58 AM
He's a good boy and I love him.
How can Chewie make the jump to light speed if it's twice as fast?
November 1, 2025 at 3:50 AM
How can Chewie make the jump to light speed if it's twice as fast?
When she's a 10 but her face...
November 1, 2025 at 3:31 AM
When she's a 10 but her face...
That's why I never forget a face.
November 1, 2025 at 3:29 AM
That's why I never forget a face.
But they just started sounding good. 😭
October 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
But they just started sounding good. 😭
What goes around comes around.
October 25, 2025 at 10:00 AM
What goes around comes around.
Voters*
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October 19, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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You are mistaken, sir. This old body hasn't been in frolicking shape since aught four.
October 16, 2025 at 10:35 PM
You are mistaken, sir. This old body hasn't been in frolicking shape since aught four.
