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Bryan Death to Turkeys Maxwell
@bryanmaxwell.bsky.social
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Freelance developer, code mentor.

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If I can't make stupid jokes, I don't want your revolution.
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A post by someone with the handle Calum Being autistic is like being Alice in wonderland, for decades, until you realize that all isn't as it seems that society doesn't operate on truth, morality, justice, ethics, and effort, but bravado, status, nepotism and mysterious rules that are rarely ever enunciated.
August 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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A sitting dog with her mouth open
May 17, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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When I want to feel old I look at my birth certificate.
A picture of three middle aged men posted by Simon Pegg Text: if you want to feel old this is Hanson today
May 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Robert De Niro holding a microphone. Caption: i loved and supported Aaron as my son, and now I love and support Airyn as my daughter. I don't know what the big deal is.
May 1, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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April 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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April 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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We prefer to be known as Caucasians of elevation.
A portion of a movie poster doesn't the title walking with tall whites
April 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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The fools have blundered into my trap. They can't put me in the gulag if I'm dead.
Trump complained that the United States doesn't produce its own pharmaceuticals any more and talked about disparities in what other people in other countries pay for pharmaceuticals. "We're going to be announcing very shortly a major tariff on pharmaceuticals." He said that will bring pharmaceutical production back to the United States.
April 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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From the day I first read Marx over three decades ago I knew my sole purpose in this world is to destroy Musk's influence.
March 30, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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The US is a shithole country. Boycott us until we unfuck ourselves.
March 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Make the thunder stop.
A nervous dog
March 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Posting this to give us a break in our doom scrolling.
A dog lying on a concrete patio in front of a wooden fence.
March 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Caption Two greens did the same thing but only the black one was punished. A picture of Representative Al Green interrupting Trump's address to the joint session next to a picture of Marjorie Taylor Green interrupting Biden speech.
March 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Fuck @gavinnewsom.bsky.social
Gavin Newsome's newly announced transphobia, denouncing trans athletes and the gender care needs of the poor and incarcerated.
March 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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A woman starting a race. Caption Leave trans women athletes along you fucking trolls.
March 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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The moment you realize you should have taken that job selling used cars.
Marco rubio looking like he is in a fugue state.
February 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Fuck both of them.
A caption that reads protect trans kids.
February 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Steve Buscemi clearly looking like an older adult dressed as a stereotypical teenagers. Caption: Hello fellow Islamists.
February 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Well that's me done.
February 14, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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February 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Max Planck: Honey, I just discovered the smallest possible length in the the universe. What should I name it? Marie Merck: Planck length Picture of Max Planck looking insulted.
February 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Well, shit. I guess you can't.
Benjamin Franklin next to a caption of his quote, "A Republic... if you can keep it."
February 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Two images one on top of another. The first is Chris Evans as Captain America. The caption is they wanted 1933 germany. The second is Robert Downy Jr as Iron Man. The caption is let's give them 1788 france.
January 23, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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I propose that we make a burning fire hydrant our new national bird.
A close-up of a burning fire hydrant surrounded by burning wreckage
January 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM