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Bryan Del Monte
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Advertising Executive | Former Bush Appointee, DoD Policy Advisor, BAH Alum, PhD Candidate, & some other stuff. I talk about law, politics, science, AI, aviation, and whatever else I find. Most of the time I'm a wiseass. #changemymind
January 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I haven't seen this much knob polished since I last watched PornHub. :P (Like Justice Alito, I watch primarily for the articles - eye roll.)

I must admit that my faith in "Gubermint" has been restored. I'm shocked, SHOCKED I SAY, to find corruption in this establishment.
January 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
This is why I’ve been anti “ban.” Not because I’m insensitive to the arguments about national security, but because those arguments aren’t confined to TikTok. They apply to Zuck, Musk, Google, Bezos, and the rest. Rednote is even more dangerous, & they are driving everyone into it.
January 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
:D #humor #funny #christmas

(Original was by "Spike Jones and His City Slickers" in 1947)
December 20, 2024 at 4:38 AM
Was playing with #dalle3 last night... figured this would be my Postcard given the new #drone scares. :D
December 19, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Bet ya didn't see that one comin... :D

#porn #sex #funny #humor
December 18, 2024 at 4:33 AM
Bet ya didn't see that one comin. #dogs #funny #humor #cartoon
December 15, 2024 at 2:52 AM
LOL! Thurl Ravenscroft. :) Fun fact - the man was also the voice of "Tony the Tiger" until his death in 2005.

And if you've played any of the #Fallout games, or seen the movies, you've most likely heard him in "The Mellomen," which was the singing quartet he founded w/ Max Smith. #grinch #xmas
December 12, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Indeed. #dogs
December 10, 2024 at 7:16 PM
When I wind up deleting most of my #skeets.
December 10, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Fun fact, my Grandfather (on my mother's side) was a professional Artist & invented this #comic book series (along with others). Charles "Chuck" Cuidera. #Blackhawk HAWKAAAAAAAH! Seems quaint today, but basically it was a multi-national counter-insurgency force that had Japanese & women in it. LOL!
December 10, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Catwondo :) #memes #funny #karate #humor

(Lips moving out of synch)

You will never... defeat me ... master cat....

HAWWWWAHHHHHHHHH!
December 10, 2024 at 5:09 AM
ROOOOOOOOOOOXXXXXANNNEEE! You don't have to put on the red... light... #police #memes #funny #alexa #ai #truecrime
December 10, 2024 at 4:59 AM
My daughter works for #Caribou. I am glad I never worked #retail. The things they ask for and the way they behave in a coffee shop make me lose my faith in humanity. People are fucking bonkers.
December 9, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Bravo #McDonalds this is some super fly #advertising.
December 9, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Cue "clunker" Price is Right Music. :D

Time for him to take pictures of his dick, & text a few massage therapists... b4 he can be traded to the @vikings.bsky.social lol! :D

Just remember - he's inoculated against the Lombardi trophy.

#nyjets #nfl #rodgerssucks #jetssuck #nflplayoffs #gopackgo
December 9, 2024 at 1:30 AM
Breaking news, Police believe they've found the motive in the Brian Thompson murder:

#UHC #truecrime #nypd #brianthompson #satire

(Seriously, tho, these briefings are getting to be ridiculous.)
December 8, 2024 at 7:02 PM
December 8, 2024 at 2:34 AM
LOL! Aaaaaand... it's gone. :D #crypto #hawktauh #bitcoin #shitcoin #bitcrap
December 8, 2024 at 2:30 AM
Was going through old pics on my HD that I had saved and came across this gem in my Xmas clips... lol! :D #xmas #funny #cartoons #frosty
December 7, 2024 at 4:54 AM
Wow, I'm surprised Florida is higher than Minnesota. I will say this tho - I just dealt with a FL unemployment claim for an employee I discharged TWO YEARS AGO. Yeah, you heard that right. They just now got around to adjudicating her claim. When they contacted me, I just about fell out of my chair.
December 6, 2024 at 12:39 AM