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DisCrumpled
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Father, writer, teacher.
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Quick Question for All:
Why should we read novels?
May 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Be a word nerd with me and revel in the positive potential of hurly-burly!

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The Hurly-Burly of it All
When the hurly-burly’s done, When the battle’s lost and won.
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March 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
And with this I shall be ready for my week.
a picture of a cartoon character with mustaaard written on the top
ALT: a picture of a cartoon character with mustaaard written on the top
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February 10, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Hill I Will Die On:
We cannot claim the children are the future if we refuse to prepare them for the reality of their present.
Rage
Disclaimer: I am writing this from a place of anger. Lately my vision has been shifting through vacillating shades of red. I have been trying to not write about Trump, I don’t want to let him demand a...
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February 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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I'm sure there are peaceful ways to remove dictators, oligarchs and their evil henchmen.

They just haven't been discovered yet.
February 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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➡️ January 20: FAA director fired
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years

Making America Great Again!
January 30, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Looking for book recommendations:
For February I am looking for great love stories that are not romance novels!
For reference: I loved Rebecca by Daphne du Maurier and I do consider that a love story.
Whatcha people got?
January 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
One of the more obnoxious things about being a teacher is how ineffective I am at indoctrinating my students. Like, I offer sex change surgeries daily, I only allow bell hooks to be read in class, and I have a giant poster of Karl Marx, and they still refuse to seize the means of production!
January 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I don’t often pretend to be better than others, but at least when I can’t afford a new book at an indie bookstore, I get it from my public library, and not from Amazon.

Libraries fucking kick ass! (Especially those without late fees!)
January 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Well shit, I think I’m gonna win.
December 30, 2024 at 4:41 AM
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Christmas coffee magic bean
give me strength to not be mean

fill my head and make it brain
stop me from going insane

get some in my mug right now
make my brain go splat! boom! pow!

I know coffee loves me back
feel it strongly, heart attack
December 24, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Every year I teach about Hammurabi’s Code

And I explain that the punishments were not the same

From rich to poor

And every year I teach that today, in our system, everyone is treated equally under the law

And every year, I nearly choke on my words.
December 19, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Sing About Me, I’m Dying of Thirst is Kendrick Lamar’s best song and arguably one of the best rap songs of all time. I’m tired of pretending it isn’t. It’s a goddamn masterpiece.
December 9, 2024 at 4:53 AM
In which I discuss existentialism, ennui, and French people in berets smoking cigarettes.

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The World Has No Meaning, Isn't That Great?
Lately I’ve been steeped, as I’m sure many currently are, in the daily questioning of the meaning of it all.
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December 4, 2024 at 5:26 AM
How bout a #bookrecap for 2024. What’s your favorite read of 2024?
Rebecca was mine. A slow burn, a suspense builder, beautifully written and plotted. Can you think of any other book where a character can be so vividly felt without a single moment of life within the story?
#readwithme #reading
November 26, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Hey, I have no idea how @bsky.app algorithm works, but maybe if I just post pics of books I like, somehow I’ll find people who want to talk to me about books and other cool things. So I just finished this book, and I thought it was pretty nifty. #books #reading #readers #talkbookswithme
November 26, 2024 at 8:40 PM
My realization is that the world is meaningless beyond the meaning I create.
November 24, 2024 at 3:08 AM
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Do people like this stuff here? I know better than to try to post my poetry on X, so maybe it won’t be invisible here?
Anyway, here’s a poem full of subtext. Enjoy!
Poem: Garden
I don’t tend my garden like I used to Grass, overgrown along the fence line Weeds choke perennials Tomatoes burst on wilted vines Basil flowered, lavender faded The dog dug up the azaleas And the kidd...
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September 3, 2024 at 5:20 PM