Bryan Cobbs
@bryancobbs.bsky.social
“Eric Burdon & the Animals” is a bad band name because “Beasts of Burdon” was right there
December 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
“Eric Burdon & the Animals” is a bad band name because “Beasts of Burdon” was right there
If you’re wondering about the state of retail in 2025, a creep just grabbed the back of my neck and accused me of cockblocking him 😬
December 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM
If you’re wondering about the state of retail in 2025, a creep just grabbed the back of my neck and accused me of cockblocking him 😬
Reposted by Bryan Cobbs
HEY!
@doc-hammer.bsky.social & @jacksonpublick.bsky.social have been toiling away in the AstroBase workshop to craft some festive joy for you this holiday season, AND YOU WILL HEAR IT SOON.
While you wait, listen to ALL of the VENTURE BROS. holiday songs (& more!) at bit.ly/venturebrosholiday
@doc-hammer.bsky.social & @jacksonpublick.bsky.social have been toiling away in the AstroBase workshop to craft some festive joy for you this holiday season, AND YOU WILL HEAR IT SOON.
While you wait, listen to ALL of the VENTURE BROS. holiday songs (& more!) at bit.ly/venturebrosholiday
December 21, 2025 at 7:11 AM
HEY!
@doc-hammer.bsky.social & @jacksonpublick.bsky.social have been toiling away in the AstroBase workshop to craft some festive joy for you this holiday season, AND YOU WILL HEAR IT SOON.
While you wait, listen to ALL of the VENTURE BROS. holiday songs (& more!) at bit.ly/venturebrosholiday
@doc-hammer.bsky.social & @jacksonpublick.bsky.social have been toiling away in the AstroBase workshop to craft some festive joy for you this holiday season, AND YOU WILL HEAR IT SOON.
While you wait, listen to ALL of the VENTURE BROS. holiday songs (& more!) at bit.ly/venturebrosholiday
After another unsettling dream, I woke up to cat piss on the bed. Guess I’ll finish sleeping on the couch? Nope, more pee there. (I’m also hungover and achy.) Happy Tuesday! 🥳
December 16, 2025 at 2:59 PM
After another unsettling dream, I woke up to cat piss on the bed. Guess I’ll finish sleeping on the couch? Nope, more pee there. (I’m also hungover and achy.) Happy Tuesday! 🥳
Nothing like busing ten hours for an old man who doesn’t even want to see you
December 15, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Nothing like busing ten hours for an old man who doesn’t even want to see you
A Christian jam band called Jesus Phish
December 14, 2025 at 8:03 PM
A Christian jam band called Jesus Phish
Woke up to a disturbing nightmare ahead of my alarm. Got a paper cut while changing the litter before a long 3:30AM bus trip. Shaping up to be a rough day
December 13, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Woke up to a disturbing nightmare ahead of my alarm. Got a paper cut while changing the litter before a long 3:30AM bus trip. Shaping up to be a rough day
Amazon has this rated 18+ for smoking and I’m gonna have to watch it for some answers
December 6, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Amazon has this rated 18+ for smoking and I’m gonna have to watch it for some answers
If you like screaming, I have a void to show you
December 5, 2025 at 8:23 PM
If you like screaming, I have a void to show you
Too many shower products are designed to torpedo your feet
December 5, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Too many shower products are designed to torpedo your feet
The 4AM nightmares run like clockwork
Jazz variations on the moment that destroyed my childhood
Jazz variations on the moment that destroyed my childhood
December 4, 2025 at 10:47 AM
The 4AM nightmares run like clockwork
Jazz variations on the moment that destroyed my childhood
Jazz variations on the moment that destroyed my childhood
I got a night guard because I grind my teeth in my sleep. Well, it successfully guarded me from a good night’s rest 😬
December 3, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I got a night guard because I grind my teeth in my sleep. Well, it successfully guarded me from a good night’s rest 😬
Dreamt I was riding in a car with somebody as they plowed through people in a parade. Then we accidentally unleashed an ancient evil that made us swap bodies, so I was going to take the fall 😅
December 1, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Dreamt I was riding in a car with somebody as they plowed through people in a parade. Then we accidentally unleashed an ancient evil that made us swap bodies, so I was going to take the fall 😅
My mom is playing something besides Christian music in the car for the first time in twenty years. I am actively fighting back tears
November 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
My mom is playing something besides Christian music in the car for the first time in twenty years. I am actively fighting back tears
Got to chitchat with David Byrne, then caught a drag show. Just another Monday
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Got to chitchat with David Byrne, then caught a drag show. Just another Monday
“Oh shit, there’s a new Deathstalker!” Sometimes the things that come out of my mouth surprise me
November 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
“Oh shit, there’s a new Deathstalker!” Sometimes the things that come out of my mouth surprise me
If you thought apples kept doctors away, wait til you hear about the American healthcare system!
November 19, 2025 at 3:09 PM
If you thought apples kept doctors away, wait til you hear about the American healthcare system!
I got accosted by an unhinged person who liked my Led Zeppelin shirt. Told him to “rock on, dude” 🤘🏻
November 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I got accosted by an unhinged person who liked my Led Zeppelin shirt. Told him to “rock on, dude” 🤘🏻
Fall sale? Man, that’s the kinda thing you can get for free
November 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Fall sale? Man, that’s the kinda thing you can get for free
If the shutdown stretches on, Thanksgiving travelers may get to reenact PLANES, TRAINS, AND AUTOMOBILES
November 6, 2025 at 1:11 PM
If the shutdown stretches on, Thanksgiving travelers may get to reenact PLANES, TRAINS, AND AUTOMOBILES
Reposted by Bryan Cobbs
this is how I found out Cheney died
November 4, 2025 at 1:26 PM
this is how I found out Cheney died
Celery stalks? Better get a restraining order
October 30, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Celery stalks? Better get a restraining order
Reposted by Bryan Cobbs
Photograph of someone we are not sure we remember
October 30, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Photograph of someone we are not sure we remember
The Paul Lynde Halloween Special deserves a Saturday Night-style movie
October 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
The Paul Lynde Halloween Special deserves a Saturday Night-style movie
I already thought AI was running rampant, but now there’s literally a litter box using it! 🙀
October 18, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I already thought AI was running rampant, but now there’s literally a litter box using it! 🙀