Jared Robinson
@brutefarce.bsky.social
Th’ anointed sovereign of sighs and groans,
Liege of all loiterers and malcontents,
Dread prince of plackets, king of codpieces,
Sole imperator and great general of trotting paritors.
Liege of all loiterers and malcontents,
Dread prince of plackets, king of codpieces,
Sole imperator and great general of trotting paritors.
When you give out Ring Pops for #Halloween and no one gets the joke when you say "Tell em you went to Jared ked"
November 1, 2025 at 2:27 PM
When you give out Ring Pops for #Halloween and no one gets the joke when you say "Tell em you went to Jared ked"
Looooootsa Glenda's this year, not a single Elphaba. What a lame #Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Looooootsa Glenda's this year, not a single Elphaba. What a lame #Halloween
Weird how the same people who flipped out over #crackerbarrel not having an old white guy on their logo are suddenly cool with a third of the #whitehouse being destroyed.
October 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Weird how the same people who flipped out over #crackerbarrel not having an old white guy on their logo are suddenly cool with a third of the #whitehouse being destroyed.
"Yah well, I'm rubber and you're glue" - Mike Johnson
MADELEINE DEAN: The president is unhinged. He's unwell
JOHNSON: A lot of folks on your side are too
D: Oh my god, please. That performance in front of the generals?
J: I didn't see it
D: It's so dangerous! Our allies are looking elsewhere. Our enemies are laughing. You have a POTUS who's unwell.
JOHNSON: A lot of folks on your side are too
D: Oh my god, please. That performance in front of the generals?
J: I didn't see it
D: It's so dangerous! Our allies are looking elsewhere. Our enemies are laughing. You have a POTUS who's unwell.
October 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
"Yah well, I'm rubber and you're glue" - Mike Johnson
"Sigh, I miss running" - me, musing to myself having taken 3 days off to recover after a marathon #imayhaveaproblem
October 2, 2025 at 8:55 PM
"Sigh, I miss running" - me, musing to myself having taken 3 days off to recover after a marathon #imayhaveaproblem
Reposted by Jared Robinson
There is currently an NWS flash flood warning in effect for all five boroughs of NYC.
But no City agency has posted it on this platform.
Please help spread the word.
“If you live in a basement apartment or low-lying area, be ready to move to higher ground.”
But no City agency has posted it on this platform.
Please help spread the word.
“If you live in a basement apartment or low-lying area, be ready to move to higher ground.”
July 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
There is currently an NWS flash flood warning in effect for all five boroughs of NYC.
But no City agency has posted it on this platform.
Please help spread the word.
“If you live in a basement apartment or low-lying area, be ready to move to higher ground.”
But no City agency has posted it on this platform.
Please help spread the word.
“If you live in a basement apartment or low-lying area, be ready to move to higher ground.”
June 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Wife woke up angry with me again for something I did in a dream last night. Dream Jared is out to ruin my marriage.
May 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Wife woke up angry with me again for something I did in a dream last night. Dream Jared is out to ruin my marriage.
This is spot on
April 8, 2025 at 8:26 AM
This is spot on
In the year of our Lord two thousand and twenty five why the hell does your cooking blog not have a Jump to Recipe button?
April 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
In the year of our Lord two thousand and twenty five why the hell does your cooking blog not have a Jump to Recipe button?
Reposted by Jared Robinson
Reverse cowgirl so I can watch the stock market plunge
April 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Reverse cowgirl so I can watch the stock market plunge
What are the chances Trump is just gonna drop a big ol #AprilFools on all his bullshit today?
April 1, 2025 at 1:11 PM
What are the chances Trump is just gonna drop a big ol #AprilFools on all his bullshit today?
Last night I had a dream I was watching the news and they said Elon had died in an avalanche while skiing and I woke up feeling so relieved until the realization kicked in. Anyway, I'm having a margarita for breakfast today
March 30, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Last night I had a dream I was watching the news and they said Elon had died in an avalanche while skiing and I woke up feeling so relieved until the realization kicked in. Anyway, I'm having a margarita for breakfast today
ESPN making me wait until 9:45 on a school night for the #UMass v Minnesota #NCAAMensHockeyChampionship game is pretty Bush League
March 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
ESPN making me wait until 9:45 on a school night for the #UMass v Minnesota #NCAAMensHockeyChampionship game is pretty Bush League
Radio: Tonight's Delilah's Dilemma is from a very sweet man who is having some marital issues and rather than seek professional support, has chosen instead to call in to a syndicated radio program.
March 23, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Radio: Tonight's Delilah's Dilemma is from a very sweet man who is having some marital issues and rather than seek professional support, has chosen instead to call in to a syndicated radio program.
Apparently it's #NationalWhiskyDay just today, and not like every day.
March 4, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Apparently it's #NationalWhiskyDay just today, and not like every day.
Pete Hegseth been on this medication for years
CouplaBeers - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
youtu.be
March 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Pete Hegseth been on this medication for years
I can't believe we have to have this discussion again but the drive-thru at Dunks is like the express aisle at the grocery store. There is a set number of items you're allowed to order. If people are pulling out the line behind you, ya done fucked up.
March 2, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I can't believe we have to have this discussion again but the drive-thru at Dunks is like the express aisle at the grocery store. There is a set number of items you're allowed to order. If people are pulling out the line behind you, ya done fucked up.
Reposted by Jared Robinson
Amazing promotional video made for #InStridePetDogTraining featuring my best boy #Lava
Why Families LOVE In Stride Pet Dog Training LLC
YouTube video by In Stride Pet Dog Training LLC
youtu.be
February 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Amazing promotional video made for #InStridePetDogTraining featuring my best boy #Lava
Pretty bullshit that my wife, who has been a public school teacher for almost 2 decades, was forced to fill out an I9 form today. #FuckElon and #FuckTrump
February 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Pretty bullshit that my wife, who has been a public school teacher for almost 2 decades, was forced to fill out an I9 form today. #FuckElon and #FuckTrump