ChefBruso 🥧🍕🍜
@brusowrites.bsky.social
I like to talk food
I enjoy playing with words
Music is my love language
I’m not trying to date you,
but I do like conversing…
My menu entries:
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I enjoy playing with words
Music is my love language
I’m not trying to date you,
but I do like conversing…
My menu entries:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:s7q6t2tmf4h3bbywyqrqv4fk/feed/aaaaxgpdus24o
I bet it goes limp if it ever signs with a major label
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I bet it goes limp if it ever signs with a major label
My brother was a magnet for stories like this growing up 😂
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM
My brother was a magnet for stories like this growing up 😂
I’m pretty sure state park because I remember rangers being almost right there administering first aid
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I’m pretty sure state park because I remember rangers being almost right there administering first aid
It was on a campground path. Knowing my parents it was either a state park or KOA
November 11, 2025 at 1:37 PM
It was on a campground path. Knowing my parents it was either a state park or KOA
So does Slim Whitman 😂
November 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
So does Slim Whitman 😂
My brother was bit by a wild baby alligator in St. Augustine when we were kids on a family vacation. I laughed my ass off because it darted out from some bushes, bit him on his barefoot & ran back. Meanwhile, it needed a butterfly dressing
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
My brother was bit by a wild baby alligator in St. Augustine when we were kids on a family vacation. I laughed my ass off because it darted out from some bushes, bit him on his barefoot & ran back. Meanwhile, it needed a butterfly dressing
🎶Until the temps go down 🎵🥶🦎
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 PM
🎶Until the temps go down 🎵🥶🦎
You do have some real fine taste in music 🫶🏻
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 PM
You do have some real fine taste in music 🫶🏻
Good morning Teresa ☕️🍒🍂🫶🏻
Are you on falling lizard watch this morning? 🦎
Are you on falling lizard watch this morning? 🦎
November 11, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Good morning Teresa ☕️🍒🍂🫶🏻
Are you on falling lizard watch this morning? 🦎
Are you on falling lizard watch this morning? 🦎
Groovy morning to you John ✌🏻☕️🌻❄️
November 11, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Groovy morning to you John ✌🏻☕️🌻❄️
Reposted by ChefBruso 🥧🍕🍜
First thing in the morning
While everyone else was snoring.
What did I see before me?
Ew, there were 3!
Uncooked & pink
Garlicky stink
Meaty & greasy
Slippery, made me queasy
What the hell, moot
Almost gave you the boot
Then I got me
A big cup of coffee
Knew you were only ribbing
Joking & fibbing
While everyone else was snoring.
What did I see before me?
Ew, there were 3!
Uncooked & pink
Garlicky stink
Meaty & greasy
Slippery, made me queasy
What the hell, moot
Almost gave you the boot
Then I got me
A big cup of coffee
Knew you were only ribbing
Joking & fibbing
November 11, 2025 at 11:14 AM
First thing in the morning
While everyone else was snoring.
What did I see before me?
Ew, there were 3!
Uncooked & pink
Garlicky stink
Meaty & greasy
Slippery, made me queasy
What the hell, moot
Almost gave you the boot
Then I got me
A big cup of coffee
Knew you were only ribbing
Joking & fibbing
While everyone else was snoring.
What did I see before me?
Ew, there were 3!
Uncooked & pink
Garlicky stink
Meaty & greasy
Slippery, made me queasy
What the hell, moot
Almost gave you the boot
Then I got me
A big cup of coffee
Knew you were only ribbing
Joking & fibbing
They can be finicky but so delicious
November 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
They can be finicky but so delicious