Bruce Denby
@brucedenby.bsky.social
Scientist. Author. Umlaut conjurer.
Books: https://www.amazon.com/stores/author/B004L2HZWE
Recent articles: https://arxiv.org/pdf/2504.12447
Books: https://www.amazon.com/stores/author/B004L2HZWE
Recent articles: https://arxiv.org/pdf/2504.12447
Have survived the Christmas Bunny. Wait what?
December 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Have survived the Christmas Bunny. Wait what?
Excellent choice, Sir. Would you like to ad hominem for $4?
December 25, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Excellent choice, Sir. Would you like to ad hominem for $4?
Just which witch which a witch hunt hunts is a witch which witch hunts hunt?
December 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Just which witch which a witch hunt hunts is a witch which witch hunts hunt?
Gene Cloud dam Van.
December 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Gene Cloud dam Van.
Not to be outdone, Russia is going to build a nuclear reactor on the Moon! (There already is one on the Sun, apparently!)
December 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Not to be outdone, Russia is going to build a nuclear reactor on the Moon! (There already is one on the Sun, apparently!)
Merry Christmas to all. We celebrate it this evening.
December 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Merry Christmas to all. We celebrate it this evening.
NowReading - From Jai-Alai Cheers to Twilight Years, by Riboflavin Bookmark!!
December 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
NowReading - From Jai-Alai Cheers to Twilight Years, by Riboflavin Bookmark!!
The Bailey Deggars are at the door, Effendi. Something about Vaseline?
December 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
The Bailey Deggars are at the door, Effendi. Something about Vaseline?
Halitosis Trottinoffskaya is here, Effendi. Ready to go?
December 24, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Halitosis Trottinoffskaya is here, Effendi. Ready to go?
Don't you just love social networks? How would we live without them?
December 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Don't you just love social networks? How would we live without them?
Friaza Byrd is here, Effendi. Oops, she's just popped off again!
December 24, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Friaza Byrd is here, Effendi. Oops, she's just popped off again!
Wonderfullia Van Näsalfräcken is here to see you, Effendi. Fast forward?
December 24, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Wonderfullia Van Näsalfräcken is here to see you, Effendi. Fast forward?
NowReading - To Appease an iPad, by Wanderlust Clamsurgeon!!
December 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
NowReading - To Appease an iPad, by Wanderlust Clamsurgeon!!
ListeningTo - Oyster Fork Lullaby, by Ribosome Nitwit!!
December 24, 2025 at 12:13 PM
ListeningTo - Oyster Fork Lullaby, by Ribosome Nitwit!!
When you're trying to pour the last of the pot into your cup and there's just a little too much and it overflows and by the time you've mopped it up your tea's gone cold.
December 24, 2025 at 9:55 AM
When you're trying to pour the last of the pot into your cup and there's just a little too much and it overflows and by the time you've mopped it up your tea's gone cold.
And on another note altogether, yet nonetheless still relevant -
Ten years ago today:
DidYouKnow - If you hold a shotgun shell to your ear, you can hear the dead screaming?
Ten years ago today:
DidYouKnow - If you hold a shotgun shell to your ear, you can hear the dead screaming?
December 24, 2025 at 9:44 AM
And on another note altogether, yet nonetheless still relevant -
Ten years ago today:
DidYouKnow - If you hold a shotgun shell to your ear, you can hear the dead screaming?
Ten years ago today:
DidYouKnow - If you hold a shotgun shell to your ear, you can hear the dead screaming?
Breaking - US military blows up unidentified flying object in skies over North Pole. Surviving terrorist combatants eliminated in follow-up strikes. Cargo of small packages confiscated and flown to White House where Trump will "keep" it.
December 24, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Breaking - US military blows up unidentified flying object in skies over North Pole. Surviving terrorist combatants eliminated in follow-up strikes. Cargo of small packages confiscated and flown to White House where Trump will "keep" it.
NowReading - The Fourteenth Nom de Plume, by Echevarria Canteloupe Minnesota!!
December 24, 2025 at 8:58 AM
NowReading - The Fourteenth Nom de Plume, by Echevarria Canteloupe Minnesota!!
Yabbut I am so much older now I was younger than that then.
- Bill Dobbyn
- Bill Dobbyn
December 24, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Yabbut I am so much older now I was younger than that then.
- Bill Dobbyn
- Bill Dobbyn
Glanzward explained to the officer that his inconsistent speed was simply a result of his regular fasting schedule.
December 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Glanzward explained to the officer that his inconsistent speed was simply a result of his regular fasting schedule.
Duncan explained that the recurrent sausage dream was his own wurst nightmare.
December 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Duncan explained that the recurrent sausage dream was his own wurst nightmare.
GhostPostingFrom - Sassant-le-Moisie, dans la Creuse!
December 23, 2025 at 10:31 AM
GhostPostingFrom - Sassant-le-Moisie, dans la Creuse!
Initial feeding terminated. Donning day garb.
December 23, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Initial feeding terminated. Donning day garb.
The proboscis monkey was outraged that people thought his appearance, which his species had spent millennia perfecting, in fact looked ridiculous. Like buffoons, they claimed!
December 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
The proboscis monkey was outraged that people thought his appearance, which his species had spent millennia perfecting, in fact looked ridiculous. Like buffoons, they claimed!
"So," said Witkoff, "you'd be giving up 30% of your territory with an open option for forfeiting much more, giving up NATO membership, eliminating your armed forces and refusing all European intervention. Oh, and you yourself would be deposed. Any deal breakers for you in there?"
December 22, 2025 at 1:13 PM
"So," said Witkoff, "you'd be giving up 30% of your territory with an open option for forfeiting much more, giving up NATO membership, eliminating your armed forces and refusing all European intervention. Oh, and you yourself would be deposed. Any deal breakers for you in there?"