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Kevin Brotzman
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He/him. Baltimore, MD. Let's go O's!
"Get this (expletive) out of here!"

-Johnny Oates, 1993

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Oates, Davis in lockerroom fight - UPI Archives
Baltimore manager Johnny Oates and just-activated first baseman Glenn Davis engaged in a heated shouting match Monday night about 75 minutes before game time...
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December 20, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I'm watching Santa Conquers the Martians at the moment. Cheers!
December 20, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Right. Slater de Brun is 18 and never played a game in the system. I don't know about you, but I've got real shit in my life to worry about.
December 19, 2025 at 10:09 PM
He follows 27.5K accounts! How do you live like that?!
December 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I just reupped with 360 yesterday! I had to find out what happened next in the 2005-06 off-season via @euqubud.baseballprospectus.com.
December 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
This is unsettling.

bsky.app/profile/kevb...
Matt Strahm is back on the Royals. He should surprise everyone by showing up to Spring training freshly shorn, looking like he did during his first stint in KC
December 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I know I'm getting old because this year in my annual rewatch I found myself thinking about how Margo and Todd did nothing wrong. You could make the movie from their POV and it would be a gripping thriller about the boomer neighbor who makes their lives a living hell.
December 18, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Weird, his bio says he likes soccer.

It also says he follows 1.1K accounts, and that shit is block on sight for me.
December 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Tough crowd. What about ExciteMail?
December 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
19/20, but I think my old Hotmail address should qualify for the AOL list item.
December 17, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Sadly, most of the history of the Baltimore Colts was before my time, but my Dad always told me about "Hey Diddle Diddle, Lydell up the middle".
December 15, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Good use*, not idea
December 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I'll second this. A good idea of 10 hours or so, but the source novel was one of my favorite reads (as well as the follow up, Angel of Darkness).
December 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
"Follow me! Follow me to freedom!"
December 15, 2025 at 4:22 PM
My parents & my sister have watched Big Brother since the start, so thanks for helping decode it for me. I'm only exposed to it for the week we vacation together each year & it never hooked me. Interesting to hear about the meta, and how it differs from Survivor (which I did watch for a good while).
December 15, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Just making sure that @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social has seen this cursed image.
December 12, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Are you thinking of Eflin (Littell hasn't pitched for the O's)? I like him too, and hope his back is healing.
December 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
And they banished last year's Three-Headed Hitting Coach Monster to the shadow realm.
December 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Trading Mayo on his birthday would be some Extremely Mike Elias Shit.
December 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Let's Remember Some Guys who stooge for Rob Manfred.
December 7, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Norm McDonald as Bob Dole: "Steve Sharts...shuck off!"
December 7, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Also, Irving Berlin wrote "Happy Holiday" in 1942, and the popular medley of that song and "The Holiday Season" was recorded by Andy Williams in 1963. This is settled law.
December 6, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I'm sorry. We just said goodbye to our 15-year-old pup a couple weeks ago. All those years weren't nearly enough.
December 5, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I got to see the full orange uniforms twice in person. Here's the view from my seats.
December 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM