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patient zero of jess bropunzeling disease
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to have an affair with one longshot presidential candidate twice your age that you’re profiling may be regarded as a misfortune; to have two looks like carelessness
November 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.

A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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Me trying to find old Twitter mutuals on every new social media
July 28, 2023 at 11:18 PM
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August 20, 2023 at 10:34 PM