brooksvaniderstine.bsky.social
@brooksvaniderstine.bsky.social
Okayyyyy, Cory Booker 👏👏👏
April 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
If I ever wake up from a coma, don’t ask me my name or where I live. Ask me if I can still sing the entirety of La Vie Boheme. That’s how you’ll know ✨
March 16, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Lilly handed me her game to play for her while she was in the bathroom and I have never felt so honored and stressed. Don’t worry, kid, I gotchu 🫡
March 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Lilly: Mommy, do cats vote?
Me: No, babe. *glances at Bishop *And I wouldn’t trust him to.”
February 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Saturday, Cameron and I were supposed to have a long-overdue date at a local bistro for Drag Brunch.

Yesterday, that event got cancelled (hopefully postponed) due to a threat of violence and hate crimes.

I fucking hate it here.
February 21, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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February 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Hey, @eitmonline.bsky.social, tell E to play Strands today!
February 15, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Kendrick concert was 🔥 last night!
February 10, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Saw something that said, “I’m teaching my daughter to be safe before being nice.” YUP. And also, let’s teach all our kids (and grown-ups) to be safe people.
February 2, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Watching the #royalrumble2025 everytime the buzzer goes off, hoping it’ll be Becky Lynch, but it’s not:
😃😃😃😞
February 2, 2025 at 12:07 AM
You mean to tell me that these 2 people had a child and her legal, government name is Pinkalicious?!? And then they had a second child and named him…Peter?!
January 31, 2025 at 12:38 AM
“After all, the Statue of Liberty is an immigrant, too. And this is why she’s moving. This is why she’s striding. In welcoming the poor, the tired, the yearning to be free, she is not content to wait, she must meet them in the sea.” - Her Right Foot
January 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
@eitmonline.bsky.social Dang, Levi, and here I thought you were just calling to say b-hole. Good for you, dude!
January 28, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Ok, who here plays Blossom and can laugh with me about the letters today? 🤓
January 28, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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January 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Well now she can be Vice Chair of the FAFO Committee 😇
January 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Hollins fam! If any of you saw the video of the woman in the Hollins shirt giving the nazi salute, I hope you’ll join me in emailing Pres. Hinton. Her name is Laura Smith and she IS an alumna, though clearly she learned nothing from Hollins, since she showed her ass out here on Al Gore’s internet.
January 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Dang, so it’s just *still* gonna be January? Fucking rude.
January 24, 2025 at 8:20 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social sorry about my cat yelling in the background while we were talking 😺
January 23, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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when u make a silly joke on this platform
January 20, 2025 at 4:04 AM
More Bishop content. Here he is being a perfect 🥐 in my daughter’s bean bag chair.
January 19, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I guess we share cat pics here, too? Bishop and husband taking a Sunday snooze 🥰
January 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social is “butthole” the new “Is this me?”
January 15, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Tell me you’re raising a theatre kid without telling me you’re raising a theatre kid. I’ll go first:

Me: Ok, Lilly, lights out in 10 minutes.
Lilly (6): Ok, thank you, 10!
January 13, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Hi. Hello! Is this thing on?
January 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM