Brooke Lovejones
@brookelovejones.bsky.social
Mommy, event producer, and Brooklyn enthusiast.
Toddlers are so unserious
July 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Toddlers are so unserious
Why did my sister just bust in the dining room and say “Girl, I don’t know what we ever saw in Immature! Good burger was just on and Batman had Bantu knots, they used to look like Total”
She is right! I think about this often.
😂😂😂
She is right! I think about this often.
😂😂😂
June 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Why did my sister just bust in the dining room and say “Girl, I don’t know what we ever saw in Immature! Good burger was just on and Batman had Bantu knots, they used to look like Total”
She is right! I think about this often.
😂😂😂
She is right! I think about this often.
😂😂😂
Apparently the majority of this country doesn’t know who isn’t like us. It’s y’all. Y’all not like us. 🤣
March 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Apparently the majority of this country doesn’t know who isn’t like us. It’s y’all. Y’all not like us. 🤣
I know fact checkers have a long night ahead of them.
March 5, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I know fact checkers have a long night ahead of them.
Reposted by Brooke Lovejones
Oh, now we're dragging people out of the SOTU.
Democrats, your job is not to be quieter because Al Green got dragged out. It's your job to get LOUDER.
Democrats, your job is not to be quieter because Al Green got dragged out. It's your job to get LOUDER.
March 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Oh, now we're dragging people out of the SOTU.
Democrats, your job is not to be quieter because Al Green got dragged out. It's your job to get LOUDER.
Democrats, your job is not to be quieter because Al Green got dragged out. It's your job to get LOUDER.
I really don’t understand why this wasn’t the energy for the entire democratic party. Y’all are afraid of being escorted out? It’s time to fuck shit up and here y’all are with paddles. I don’t get it.
“You have no mandate to cut Medicaid!” Representative Al Green was escorted out of Congress during President Trump's speech to the joint session on Tuesday. Green, a Texas Democrat, introduced the first articles of impeachment against Trump in 2017. nyti.ms/4h7iiKi
March 5, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I really don’t understand why this wasn’t the energy for the entire democratic party. Y’all are afraid of being escorted out? It’s time to fuck shit up and here y’all are with paddles. I don’t get it.
Y’all! Why are all the grocery stores out of vegan egg products too? I thought I would be free from y’all’s little egg shortage problem 😩
February 22, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Y’all! Why are all the grocery stores out of vegan egg products too? I thought I would be free from y’all’s little egg shortage problem 😩
The IRS might not exist next month so might as well fuck around and find out
a young boy is sitting at a table with his hands folded in front of him .
ALT: a young boy is sitting at a table with his hands folded in front of him .
media.tenor.com
February 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
The IRS might not exist next month so might as well fuck around and find out
Are we filing our taxes? I’m feeling real Lauryn Hillish.
February 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Are we filing our taxes? I’m feeling real Lauryn Hillish.
Are democrats even alive?
February 21, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Are democrats even alive?
It is early February and it’s going to be in the high 70s and 80s all week in Houston.
I know some of you are thinking “Isn’t Texas always hot?” And the answer is nope!
I know some of you are thinking “Isn’t Texas always hot?” And the answer is nope!
February 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
It is early February and it’s going to be in the high 70s and 80s all week in Houston.
I know some of you are thinking “Isn’t Texas always hot?” And the answer is nope!
I know some of you are thinking “Isn’t Texas always hot?” And the answer is nope!
Need to get out of here before this US passport can only get me to Alaska.
January 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Need to get out of here before this US passport can only get me to Alaska.
I’m trying to figure out how I can read books while also entertaining my toddler? 🤣
February 24, 2024 at 1:39 PM
I’m trying to figure out how I can read books while also entertaining my toddler? 🤣
Mama I made it?
January 7, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Mama I made it?