Paul Pearson
@bronzethumb.bsky.social
Too "neat" and "funny" for my own good. Should we eat the rich, destroy capitalism and overthrow the status quo? (He/him)
Why has there not been some kind of Alan Partridge/Philomena Cunk crossover? Do something useful, Britain.
November 17, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Why has there not been some kind of Alan Partridge/Philomena Cunk crossover? Do something useful, Britain.
Drop something BLUE. 👖🦋🖤🧞♂️🫐
November 8, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Drop something BLUE. 👖🦋🖤🧞♂️🫐
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING!?
October 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING!?
What's it like inside your head?
October 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
What's it like inside your head?
I stay muted anyway when I play online games, but lately it's been useful as I run around MARVEL RIVALS levels as Daredevil singing "Catholic Trauma Ninja Fuckboi" to myself.
October 17, 2025 at 9:50 AM
I stay muted anyway when I play online games, but lately it's been useful as I run around MARVEL RIVALS levels as Daredevil singing "Catholic Trauma Ninja Fuckboi" to myself.
Yondu whistled so that Mr Terrific could make vague hand gestures. Bless them both.
August 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Yondu whistled so that Mr Terrific could make vague hand gestures. Bless them both.
I enjoyed the hell out of this one. Also, I came up with the alternate title "BARBIE DRIVER" about five minutes in and I'm very proud of it.
August 24, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I enjoyed the hell out of this one. Also, I came up with the alternate title "BARBIE DRIVER" about five minutes in and I'm very proud of it.
I think of this post a lot:
July 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I think of this post a lot:
If you see this quote with a robot that isn't from Star Wars or Transformers.
June 30, 2025 at 7:02 AM
If you see this quote with a robot that isn't from Star Wars or Transformers.
All I could think of when the new trailer dropped.
June 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
All I could think of when the new trailer dropped.
BREAKING: Trump claims victory in conclave vote, says “I won the popular vote, it was the biggest turnout in pupil history.”
May 8, 2025 at 4:27 PM
BREAKING: Trump claims victory in conclave vote, says “I won the popular vote, it was the biggest turnout in pupil history.”
DYING FOR SEX is a lot, for a lot of different reasons, but holy shit is it an incredible piece of art. Hard recommend.
April 27, 2025 at 10:52 AM
DYING FOR SEX is a lot, for a lot of different reasons, but holy shit is it an incredible piece of art. Hard recommend.
Figured out what’s up with the Section 31 movie. No questions at this time.
January 31, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Figured out what’s up with the Section 31 movie. No questions at this time.
There’s nerdy, and then there’s Eating The Street Meat Of A Fictional Universe nerdy.
January 12, 2025 at 11:45 AM
There’s nerdy, and then there’s Eating The Street Meat Of A Fictional Universe nerdy.
This would be the greatest, most un-hinged crossover of all time.
January 3, 2025 at 6:46 AM
This would be the greatest, most un-hinged crossover of all time.
Hands-down my favourite episode of Doctor Who since RTD came back.
December 25, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Hands-down my favourite episode of Doctor Who since RTD came back.
December 21, 2024 at 5:13 AM
“BRING ME SOLO AND THE WOOKIE!!”
December 10, 2024 at 10:10 PM
“BRING ME SOLO AND THE WOOKIE!!”
Session zero of my Star Trek Adventures game went great. Everyone seemed to get along, people were willing to ask questions, I didn’t shit the bed, *and* everyone was happy-surprised when they realised their ship was gonna be the Enterprise.
November 24, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Session zero of my Star Trek Adventures game went great. Everyone seemed to get along, people were willing to ask questions, I didn’t shit the bed, *and* everyone was happy-surprised when they realised their ship was gonna be the Enterprise.
November 8, 2024 at 4:11 AM
Still looking for players for my #StarTrekAdventures game. First person to sign on gets to be the captain.
Details here: app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/...
Details here: app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/...
November 1, 2024 at 9:12 AM
Still looking for players for my #StarTrekAdventures game. First person to sign on gets to be the captain.
Details here: app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/...
Details here: app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/...
STAR TREK IS ANTI-CAPITALIST.
October 25, 2024 at 12:14 PM
STAR TREK IS ANTI-CAPITALIST.
Been catching up on some reading.
October 23, 2024 at 5:49 AM
Been catching up on some reading.
It’s a little hokey, but if Joseph Gordon Levitt does a movie where he plays a hardboiled detective, you bet your ass I’m gonna watch it.
October 15, 2024 at 7:07 AM
It’s a little hokey, but if Joseph Gordon Levitt does a movie where he plays a hardboiled detective, you bet your ass I’m gonna watch it.