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Bronwyn Joye
@bronwynjoye.bsky.social
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I’m a writer and a science geek, a singer and a sports freak. All sports are awesome but Baseball is the Best.
(Disclaimer: my sports loyalties make zero sense to anyone but me. 🤷🏻‍♀️)
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One of the reason I love the Burlington Sock Puppets (Appy league baseball) is because they have TWO mascots - a regular sock and a stirrup sock.
Burlington Sock Puppets (Appalachian league baseball team) logo featuring the name of the team and two sock puppet characters: one regular sock wearing a backwards baseball hat and sunglasses, and the other a stirrup sock wearing a forwards facing baseball hat.
October 27, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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This made me laugh so sharply and loudly that it scared my husband (the one whose sneezes send all the cats running…).
A photo of Michael Penix standing next to Kurt Cousins, both in uniform on an Atlanta Falcons sideline, with the text, “JUST A REMINDER GEORGIA: WHEN YOU PULL YOUR PENIX OUT FOR COUSINS IT DOESN'T END WELL”
October 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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This cat is fucking ridiculous.
Photo of a white cat with gray accents (a lynx point snow shoe Birman - we think) sleeping on his back like he pays rent on a man’s denim covered lap/legs.
October 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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OH MY GOOD GOD PLEASE LEAVE THOSE THROWBACK STEELERS UNIFORMS IN THE 1933 GARBAGE HEAP! Those things are godawful. #NFL #SNFonNBC
A meme of an old original version of Mickey Mouse shoving his fists into his eye sockets to remove his eyeballs, ostensibly to delete the visual memory of these Pittsburgh Steelers throwback uniforms.
October 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Chocolate added. Yummy!!!
Photo of the previously quote posted macaroons after being half-dipped in chocolate.
October 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Macaroons! These will be chocolate dipped later. Also clearly one of my ovens runs hotter than the other. Oopsie!
Photograph of a batch of coconut macaroons sitting on parchment paper on cooling racks. A subset of them have turned a darker brown than the others.
October 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Not just pitchers…baseballs smell like Life for some of us.
Photo of Buck Showalter holding a baseball up to his lips/nose. Is he smelling it? Of course. Intentionally? I’d say so.
October 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Good day for some butternut squash soup (with pepitas and slices of sourdough baguette). Nom nom nom.
Photo of a white bowl full of butternut squash soup with a smattering of pepitas sprinkled on top. To the right of the bow is a small by lie and white plate containing four sliced rounds of buttered sourdough baguette. Closeup Photo of a white bowl full of butternut squash soup with a smattering of pepitas sprinkled on top.
October 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Today in food experiments:
Brussels sprouts and sweet potatoes tossed in sesame and olive oils, salt, pepper, onion, garlic, and curry powder. Little lime juice sprinkled in too. No idea if it’s gonna taste good, but it smells fantastic!
To be paired with some roasted chicken thighs and couscous.
October 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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All dolled up for anniversary dinner with hubs tonight. So we can be back in time for Game 5 tonight. #Priorities
Picture of the poster in a car, smoking with sunglasses on but pulled down to look at the camera.
October 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Wonder if it’s the same guy who was at the Phillies/Dodgers game last night. Red shirt?
Photo of a television screen showing the crowd behind home plate at a baseball game. ONE guy at this Phillies/Dodgers playoff game is inexplicably wearing a Marlins jersey.
October 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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The Curse of the Jabroni is alive and well. And I for one am here for it. 😁 #SpankTheYanks
Photo of a Yankees fan trying to pull the glove from Mookie Betts hand to interfere with Mookie catching an outfield fly. The incident occurred at Yankee Stadium during the 2024 World Series.
October 8, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Live picture of me right now… #GoGuards #Believeland
Still image from the movie Major League where Pedro Serrano is wearing a straw hat and using a snake to ward off evil from his locker.
October 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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If you see this, repost with a game that released the year you were born.
(Note to self: you might be getting too old for threads like this…)
Photograph of an Ants in the Pants game in the original packaging.
September 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Good heavens! 😂😂
Good I love this booth and the MASN shenanigans on late season games.
Photo of TV where the thing being shown is Colton Cowsers face on a cow and Grant Wolfram’s face on a wolf and some cryptid (aroogaroo?) in between them coming out of a pond.
September 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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If you see this post a concert picture you took.
Photo one of the video screens at Wolftrap in Vienna VA showing Elvis Costello playing guitar.
September 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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If you see this, quote post a #sunset.
Atlantic Beach, NC, July 4, 2025
Photo of a sunset over the town of Atlantic Beach, NC, taken from the beach just north of town
September 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Similar job, similar vibe
My cat Snickers sleeping happily on the footbed of a recliner.
September 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Man…Geneva is gonna be LIT come 2029…
Exchange between JD Vance (verified account) and Brian Krassenstein on X: JDV: Killing cartel members who poison our fellow citizens is the highest and best use of our military. BK: Killing the citizens of another nation who are civilians without any due process is called a war crime. JDV: I don't give a shit what you call it. BK: Killing 11 people in this way could be classified as an extrajudicial killing under international human rights law, potentially exposing U.S. officials to responsibility. Good luck in 2029. Any idea what the penalty is for that?
September 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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I thought there should be four on that list…
Picture of a TV screen showing the Orioles game with a graphic in the lower left titled “Hardest Hit Balls”. Coby Mayo has been written below it to add him to the list due to being tagged in the nards by Ohtani on his way to first base earlier in the game.
September 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Dinner out with the boy tonight at a very nice restaurant in Cincy. We clean up nice. ❤️
Selfie photo of the poster before dinner. Photo of the posters son at the restaurant. Black and white photo of drinks on the table pre-dinner.
September 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Dinner out with the boy tonight at a very nice restaurant in Cincy. We clean up nice. ❤️
Selfie photo of the poster before dinner. Photo of the posters son at the restaurant. Black and white photo of drinks on the table pre-dinner.
September 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Let’s Go Reds!! Smoke the Blue Jays like those pork sammiches I can get here. 🐖
Photo of the Ohio River between giant signs taken from the 400 level of the Cincinnati Reds ballpark Photo of Elly de la Cruz at bat
September 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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See?!? Cincinnati is nice! The Cincinnati Museum Center is particularly cool.
(GABP tomorrow ❤️⚾️)
A photo of the poster’s increasingly tall crotch goblins standing in front of two dinosaur skeletons, specifically a T-Rex and a Daspletosaurus. A photo of the poster’s family with the fountain in front of the Cincinnati Museum Center behind them.
September 1, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Ohio! I am in you!
Photo of a welcome to Ohio sign above a highway.
August 30, 2025 at 10:50 PM