Broke And Tired
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High-spirited and mischievous conduct
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Let's both say what we've got to say and let the chips fall where they may.
January 23, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Let's both say what we've got to say and let the chips fall where they may.
Um, yeah, I guess it’s a midlife crisis if you think I’m going to live to 118…
January 22, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Um, yeah, I guess it’s a midlife crisis if you think I’m going to live to 118…
2026 is kinda a dud so far.
January 5, 2026 at 4:44 PM
2026 is kinda a dud so far.
Hmmmm, Home Acupuncture Kit…
*Add To Cart
“Click”
*Add To Cart
“Click”
January 4, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Hmmmm, Home Acupuncture Kit…
*Add To Cart
“Click”
*Add To Cart
“Click”
Dry January is off to a bit of a rough start. Sláinte!
January 1, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Dry January is off to a bit of a rough start. Sláinte!
Step 1: Cut a hole in the box…
December 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Step 1: Cut a hole in the box…
An open letter to Amazon:
Please don’t ever stop using AI to write your product descriptions…
Please don’t ever stop using AI to write your product descriptions…
December 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
An open letter to Amazon:
Please don’t ever stop using AI to write your product descriptions…
Please don’t ever stop using AI to write your product descriptions…
Quid custodies ipsos custodes?
February 20, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Quid custodies ipsos custodes?
Is the “return window” still open for 2025? I’d like a refund.
February 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Is the “return window” still open for 2025? I’d like a refund.
My wife says “Not to be mean” a lot for someone who’s kinda mean…
January 16, 2025 at 2:19 AM
My wife says “Not to be mean” a lot for someone who’s kinda mean…
PSA -
Never tell a woman she’s “in a mood” when she’s in a mood.
Never tell a woman she’s “in a mood” when she’s in a mood.
January 10, 2025 at 1:33 PM
PSA -
Never tell a woman she’s “in a mood” when she’s in a mood.
Never tell a woman she’s “in a mood” when she’s in a mood.
Few things in life are as frustrating as me trying to use Saran Wrap…
December 28, 2024 at 9:33 PM
Few things in life are as frustrating as me trying to use Saran Wrap…
Why just bridges, maybe we should burn more things.
December 22, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Why just bridges, maybe we should burn more things.
But is it really an important paper if I don’t have a coffee stain on it???
December 19, 2024 at 2:56 PM
But is it really an important paper if I don’t have a coffee stain on it???
My subconscious is an excellent driver…apparently.
December 18, 2024 at 5:14 AM
My subconscious is an excellent driver…apparently.
Good morning friends and enemies. TGIFF
December 6, 2024 at 3:04 PM
Good morning friends and enemies. TGIFF
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Too much news, not enough nudes
- my bluesky review
- my bluesky review
December 4, 2024 at 1:07 PM
Too much news, not enough nudes
- my bluesky review
- my bluesky review
Her: Don’t ruin Thanksgiving
Me:
Me:
November 28, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Her: Don’t ruin Thanksgiving
Me:
Me:
“I smell like bacon” - Me, flirting
November 28, 2024 at 4:01 PM
“I smell like bacon” - Me, flirting
I’ve never been part of a Craigslist transaction that wasn’t at least slightly bizarre.
November 28, 2024 at 3:13 PM
I’ve never been part of a Craigslist transaction that wasn’t at least slightly bizarre.
My inconsistency is pretty consistent…
November 24, 2024 at 4:38 AM
My inconsistency is pretty consistent…
There’s weather.
November 22, 2024 at 4:32 PM
There’s weather.
Insomnia is boring af.
November 18, 2024 at 7:50 AM
Insomnia is boring af.
"Soaring higher with every treason
Never justify, never reason
You've got much to think about"
Letters To Cleo- Here And Now
Never justify, never reason
You've got much to think about"
Letters To Cleo- Here And Now
November 17, 2024 at 2:31 AM
"Soaring higher with every treason
Never justify, never reason
You've got much to think about"
Letters To Cleo- Here And Now
Never justify, never reason
You've got much to think about"
Letters To Cleo- Here And Now
Sometimes I like to give my kids unsolicited advice…Things like “don’t have kids”.
November 16, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Sometimes I like to give my kids unsolicited advice…Things like “don’t have kids”.