Alb ✨
@broke4everrr.bsky.social
embarking my thirties and being publicly stressed out about it. plus a teeny bit of whining about my GI issues. 📍TX
Just watched Waiting to Exhale for the first time ever. How did none of those men that played in them girls’ faces get killed?! Every time they tried it I was like “kill him”. 🤭 The only one I would have spared was the gay one ‘cause he let her know what was what as soon as he realized.
December 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Just watched Waiting to Exhale for the first time ever. How did none of those men that played in them girls’ faces get killed?! Every time they tried it I was like “kill him”. 🤭 The only one I would have spared was the gay one ‘cause he let her know what was what as soon as he realized.
I should not feel like superwoman when I pump the gas for my piece but I do. 😂 I like being of service I guess lol
December 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I should not feel like superwoman when I pump the gas for my piece but I do. 😂 I like being of service I guess lol
When were yall gon tell me Jason Lee of Hollywood Unlocked was somebody’s vice mayor?!
December 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
When were yall gon tell me Jason Lee of Hollywood Unlocked was somebody’s vice mayor?!
I need Monique and Candiace to wrap this shit up by the new year.
December 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I need Monique and Candiace to wrap this shit up by the new year.
the increasing amount of R. Kelly music I’m hearing in social media content is kind of pissing me off. yall need to go back to being scared to let folks know you still listen. 🤭
December 9, 2025 at 5:47 AM
the increasing amount of R. Kelly music I’m hearing in social media content is kind of pissing me off. yall need to go back to being scared to let folks know you still listen. 🤭
I told my mama when I got GERD to learn from me and watch what she’s eating more. Guess what she took her behind to the hospital for this morning?! 🤦🏾♀️
December 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I told my mama when I got GERD to learn from me and watch what she’s eating more. Guess what she took her behind to the hospital for this morning?! 🤦🏾♀️
There’s never been a faculty bathroom I’ve used that did not have a wiener joke. 🤭
December 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM
There’s never been a faculty bathroom I’ve used that did not have a wiener joke. 🤭
I’m still mad as fuck they took Garfield’s Diner off of the App Store. STILL!
December 8, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I’m still mad as fuck they took Garfield’s Diner off of the App Store. STILL!
this country is so unserious. What do you mean the White House is participating in social media mess? 🤦🏾♀️
December 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
this country is so unserious. What do you mean the White House is participating in social media mess? 🤦🏾♀️
did gay men embrace the term “69” like lesbians did? Like We™️ done messed around and tatted the shit on us. (not me, doe.)
December 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
did gay men embrace the term “69” like lesbians did? Like We™️ done messed around and tatted the shit on us. (not me, doe.)
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I will never forgive y’all not voting for the Black lady. Never. Ever. Ever. And ima bring it up until I die. You fell for their shit. Stupid.
December 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I will never forgive y’all not voting for the Black lady. Never. Ever. Ever. And ima bring it up until I die. You fell for their shit. Stupid.
My mom tries to front like she was this big disciplinarian when me and my sister were little. When you can confidently tell your mother you got detention for skipping class, you can probably bet that she isn’t strict in the LEAST lmao. Obviously she wasn’t thrilled, but I wasn’t punished for it.
November 29, 2025 at 11:52 PM
My mom tries to front like she was this big disciplinarian when me and my sister were little. When you can confidently tell your mother you got detention for skipping class, you can probably bet that she isn’t strict in the LEAST lmao. Obviously she wasn’t thrilled, but I wasn’t punished for it.
It be bonafide liars tryna nail Meg to the cross for lying about sleeping with Tory like she didn’t also lie to protect his stupid ass. You don’t have a problem with lying. Please quit acting like it. 🤦🏾♀️
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
It be bonafide liars tryna nail Meg to the cross for lying about sleeping with Tory like she didn’t also lie to protect his stupid ass. You don’t have a problem with lying. Please quit acting like it. 🤦🏾♀️
what do people think honking at somebody in traffic is going to do? 😂 like whatever happened, already happened.
November 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
what do people think honking at somebody in traffic is going to do? 😂 like whatever happened, already happened.
I need for Kiari to be SO forreal. 😂🤦🏾♀️
October 31, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I need for Kiari to be SO forreal. 😂🤦🏾♀️
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She deserves a romantic weekend before 2025 is up
October 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
She deserves a romantic weekend before 2025 is up
15. I’m 30 now. I wish I never came out, though. Everybody has been great and all that, but I hate the idea of being somebody’s reference for gay stuff. I don’t know what all the gay terms mean, either, mama. Auntie, for the last time, no, I don’t know who this random lesbian is on TikTok.
Queer BlueSky: how old were you when you came out and how old are you now?
I was 22 when I came out and I’m 42 now.
I was a virgin until 22 as well. I literally finished college and moved away to work and felt like I had enough distance to finally be myself and tell the truth
I was 22 when I came out and I’m 42 now.
I was a virgin until 22 as well. I literally finished college and moved away to work and felt like I had enough distance to finally be myself and tell the truth
October 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
15. I’m 30 now. I wish I never came out, though. Everybody has been great and all that, but I hate the idea of being somebody’s reference for gay stuff. I don’t know what all the gay terms mean, either, mama. Auntie, for the last time, no, I don’t know who this random lesbian is on TikTok.
kwn is british?!
a man sitting in front of a roosevelt hotel sign with his hands in the air
ALT: a man sitting in front of a roosevelt hotel sign with his hands in the air
media.tenor.com
October 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
kwn is british?!
When you give me instructions, you have to treat me like Amelia Bedelia. Because I will literally do exactly what you told me to do. Do not leave any room for me to misconstrue ANYTHING. 😂
October 24, 2025 at 11:37 PM
When you give me instructions, you have to treat me like Amelia Bedelia. Because I will literally do exactly what you told me to do. Do not leave any room for me to misconstrue ANYTHING. 😂
now would be a perfect time to do drugs. I won’t, because, no, right? but now would be a *great* time. 😂
October 23, 2025 at 9:13 PM
now would be a perfect time to do drugs. I won’t, because, no, right? but now would be a *great* time. 😂
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People who keep their dogs outside and dont treat them like part of the family are not my kind of people.
October 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
People who keep their dogs outside and dont treat them like part of the family are not my kind of people.
every time my cycle comes around I get a little nervous, because they have been much, much worse since GERD has come into the picture. I’ve had some chill months. I just never know if I’m gonna be okay or if I think death would be less painful. 😂
October 16, 2025 at 2:44 AM
every time my cycle comes around I get a little nervous, because they have been much, much worse since GERD has come into the picture. I’ve had some chill months. I just never know if I’m gonna be okay or if I think death would be less painful. 😂
I should not still be cracking up whenever I see a cybertruck. I just really should not be. 😂
October 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I should not still be cracking up whenever I see a cybertruck. I just really should not be. 😂
I took a peek at the news… yall okay?
October 14, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I took a peek at the news… yall okay?
Just saw a car with a Trump decal and a Kirk decal. Lmfaooo.
October 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Just saw a car with a Trump decal and a Kirk decal. Lmfaooo.