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brocolini.bsky.social
Colin
@brocolini.bsky.social
Just looking for some Coke Zero.

🏳️‍🌈📚🏃🏻‍♂️🐈🐕🍪

That kinda cringe friend you have to tell people, “No, he’s ok if you get to know him.”

Actually hates broccoli. 🥦

📍 Philly
Just caught a peeping tom(cat)!
November 4, 2025 at 11:51 PM
She do be cute though.
October 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM
A new porch pal has entered the arena.
October 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Philly bringing the social commentary to Halloween. A slay.
October 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Fall has arrived.
October 4, 2025 at 2:21 PM
And they said the justice system was dying!
October 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Finally visited the Philly Shrek Shrine and left an offering.
August 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Someone had a great day. Bless Philly.
August 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Casually threatening via bookmark.
August 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Little Harper came for a visit today. 🥰
August 7, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Gah! 🥰
July 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Had a great birthday weekend with the family except my sister rudely swapped the candles. Also we’re twins, so make of that what you will.
July 8, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Home from traveling and Max would like you to know he’s #notdeadyet
July 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Rita’s cure my ailments challenge!
June 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Speak for yourself, shrub. 😂

(Idk why this shrub amused me so much.)
June 16, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Ruggable said, “Is your dad dead?”

I mean, he is, but calm down, rugs.
June 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Finally a potato that loves me back. 😭
June 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
AYYYYYEEEEEEEEE!
June 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Went on a garden tour yesterday (GAY!) and I really need to up my statuary and water feature game it seems.
June 8, 2025 at 2:55 PM
When the critic says you’re over reliant on pedal.
June 2, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Oh it’s Pride Month?!
June 1, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Let’s see how this goes.
May 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
When you won’t let the cat in the backyard while you’re cutting the grass.
May 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
If you’re in PA, be sure to vote today! 🗳️
May 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
It’s our 16-year anniversary (👵🏻👵🏻). So happy to be with the love of my life and that he puts up with all my nonsense. 💕💕💕
May 19, 2025 at 11:44 AM