Colin
@brocolini.bsky.social
Just looking for some Coke Zero.
🏳️🌈📚🏃🏻♂️🐈🐕🍪
That kinda cringe friend you have to tell people, “No, he’s ok if you get to know him.”
Actually hates broccoli. 🥦
📍 Philly
🏳️🌈📚🏃🏻♂️🐈🐕🍪
That kinda cringe friend you have to tell people, “No, he’s ok if you get to know him.”
Actually hates broccoli. 🥦
📍 Philly
Also, decided to be less depressed and more annoying. You’re welcome.
December 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Also, decided to be less depressed and more annoying. You’re welcome.
Ready to put a bow on 2025 and move on. Anyways, who wants to go to Chili’s?
December 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Ready to put a bow on 2025 and move on. Anyways, who wants to go to Chili’s?
Florida about to get the lamest influx of chuds (on brand).
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Florida about to get the lamest influx of chuds (on brand).
So happy for NYC, NJ, and VA. And retaining our justices here in PA! Now let’s ditch our two Republican senators! Oh wait…
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
So happy for NYC, NJ, and VA. And retaining our justices here in PA! Now let’s ditch our two Republican senators! Oh wait…
Just caught a peeping tom(cat)!
November 4, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Just caught a peeping tom(cat)!
Walked into the dentist’s office and Believe is blasting in the waiting room. This feels targeted.
a woman in sunglasses is holding a torch and saying let 's get the party started !
ALT: a woman in sunglasses is holding a torch and saying let 's get the party started !
media.tenor.com
November 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Walked into the dentist’s office and Believe is blasting in the waiting room. This feels targeted.
Vibe of the day is senescence. 🥴
November 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Vibe of the day is senescence. 🥴
The way students on campus will see a line of people waiting for an elevator and just stroll right up to the front of it. 😆
October 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
The way students on campus will see a line of people waiting for an elevator and just stroll right up to the front of it. 😆
It’s a most of Monday of Mondays today. Probably gonna drown myself just cause. 💁🏼♀️
October 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
It’s a most of Monday of Mondays today. Probably gonna drown myself just cause. 💁🏼♀️
I really need to get myself back together. Woof.
October 24, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I really need to get myself back together. Woof.
She do be cute though.
October 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM
She do be cute though.
A new porch pal has entered the arena.
October 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
A new porch pal has entered the arena.
Having pie for breakfast to make the lambs stop screaming by.
October 18, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Having pie for breakfast to make the lambs stop screaming by.
Calling them laps would be generous, but I started swimming again today and that feels good.
October 15, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Calling them laps would be generous, but I started swimming again today and that feels good.
It really would be amazing to live in a city with a functional transit system.
October 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
It really would be amazing to live in a city with a functional transit system.
Philly bringing the social commentary to Halloween. A slay.
October 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Philly bringing the social commentary to Halloween. A slay.
And they said the justice system was dying!
October 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
And they said the justice system was dying!
This week was insane so it’s “Phone It In Friday.”
September 26, 2025 at 12:34 PM
This week was insane so it’s “Phone It In Friday.”
Ok the Emmy producers are really letting us down this year.
September 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Ok the Emmy producers are really letting us down this year.
One time a colleague asked me to help a new staff member print a name plate for an office door, and now she thinks I’m the name plate guy and asks me every time she needs a new one. It’s easier to just do it for her though. 😂
September 12, 2025 at 1:59 PM
One time a colleague asked me to help a new staff member print a name plate for an office door, and now she thinks I’m the name plate guy and asks me every time she needs a new one. It’s easier to just do it for her though. 😂
Sorry I couldn’t answer your email. I was going hog on a bag of Halloween peanut m&ms at the time.
September 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Sorry I couldn’t answer your email. I was going hog on a bag of Halloween peanut m&ms at the time.
Submitting a grant proposal to get a Coke Freestyle installed in my office.
September 5, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Submitting a grant proposal to get a Coke Freestyle installed in my office.
My microwave beeps one too many times when the timer is up and it really bothers me.
August 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
My microwave beeps one too many times when the timer is up and it really bothers me.