Brock Mononymous
@brockmononymous.bsky.social
I'm your older brother's older brother.
My 2026 prediction is that the president orders the extrajudicial murder of an American citizen by June
It's not a positive prediction
It's not a positive prediction
December 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
My 2026 prediction is that the president orders the extrajudicial murder of an American citizen by June
It's not a positive prediction
It's not a positive prediction
Prediction: they won't run Trump again, even if he makes it to the election.
They're gonna whack him, swear in Vance, and suspend the election because of the above.
And if I'm wrong? Good, I don't want to be right on this one
They're gonna whack him, swear in Vance, and suspend the election because of the above.
And if I'm wrong? Good, I don't want to be right on this one
December 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Prediction: they won't run Trump again, even if he makes it to the election.
They're gonna whack him, swear in Vance, and suspend the election because of the above.
And if I'm wrong? Good, I don't want to be right on this one
They're gonna whack him, swear in Vance, and suspend the election because of the above.
And if I'm wrong? Good, I don't want to be right on this one
I don't need Spotify to tell me I hyperfixated on Sabrina Carpenter this year, fuck
December 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I don't need Spotify to tell me I hyperfixated on Sabrina Carpenter this year, fuck
As mad as I am at the state of the world, at least I saw Kissinger and Cheney out.
If I outlive Dubya, I got the trifecta
If I outlive Dubya, I got the trifecta
November 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
As mad as I am at the state of the world, at least I saw Kissinger and Cheney out.
If I outlive Dubya, I got the trifecta
If I outlive Dubya, I got the trifecta
People asking @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social if he's the future of the Democratic party. He is the present of the party in NYC
November 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
People asking @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social if he's the future of the Democratic party. He is the present of the party in NYC
I'm not real 🎵 no 🎵 I'm not real
November 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I'm not real 🎵 no 🎵 I'm not real
No, nobody actually cares about the White House East wing, or whatever. It's a conversation starter, damn
October 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
No, nobody actually cares about the White House East wing, or whatever. It's a conversation starter, damn
I love how, no matter how hateful the coverage, 98% of pictures of Hunter Biden are thirst traps, and they keep printing them.
Like, would that I were such a slut that every public photo of me was so sexy 🤣
Like, would that I were such a slut that every public photo of me was so sexy 🤣
October 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I love how, no matter how hateful the coverage, 98% of pictures of Hunter Biden are thirst traps, and they keep printing them.
Like, would that I were such a slut that every public photo of me was so sexy 🤣
Like, would that I were such a slut that every public photo of me was so sexy 🤣
"Don't Worry I'll Make You Worry" but I really regret that that's true. I'm like this, my bad
October 18, 2025 at 7:19 PM
"Don't Worry I'll Make You Worry" but I really regret that that's true. I'm like this, my bad
I'm learning that there is a stereotype that yt people LOVE chickens, and I think I need to own up to being that yt peepo.
When people ask what my favorite dinosaur is, I ask 'extinct or extant?' and if they don't know, I answer with The Domestic Chicken.
I'll own the stereotype
When people ask what my favorite dinosaur is, I ask 'extinct or extant?' and if they don't know, I answer with The Domestic Chicken.
I'll own the stereotype
October 12, 2025 at 10:13 AM
I'm learning that there is a stereotype that yt people LOVE chickens, and I think I need to own up to being that yt peepo.
When people ask what my favorite dinosaur is, I ask 'extinct or extant?' and if they don't know, I answer with The Domestic Chicken.
I'll own the stereotype
When people ask what my favorite dinosaur is, I ask 'extinct or extant?' and if they don't know, I answer with The Domestic Chicken.
I'll own the stereotype
I just saw a wasp ALMOST get stuck in my spider's web. Ole girl dodged a bullet there, you don't want that one
October 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I just saw a wasp ALMOST get stuck in my spider's web. Ole girl dodged a bullet there, you don't want that one
Lesbians keep me going. Thank a lesbian for me today
October 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Lesbians keep me going. Thank a lesbian for me today
I am so fucking afraid of being the worst person you know.
If you've got friends who are more annoying than I, I breathe a sigh of relief, I cant handle being the most annoying person in the group, lol
If you've got friends who are more annoying than I, I breathe a sigh of relief, I cant handle being the most annoying person in the group, lol
October 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I am so fucking afraid of being the worst person you know.
If you've got friends who are more annoying than I, I breathe a sigh of relief, I cant handle being the most annoying person in the group, lol
If you've got friends who are more annoying than I, I breathe a sigh of relief, I cant handle being the most annoying person in the group, lol
Look, I don't care how big your dog is, or if he bites, I want a warning if he's super friendly and produces a pint of drool every 10 seconds
October 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Look, I don't care how big your dog is, or if he bites, I want a warning if he's super friendly and produces a pint of drool every 10 seconds
I think a lot of relationships crumble over time people create shortcuts, in our communication or our habits, but especially we create shortcuts in how we conceptualize our partner.
To be specific: if enough years pass, you start knowing HOW your partner might act, but lose sight of WHY
To be specific: if enough years pass, you start knowing HOW your partner might act, but lose sight of WHY
October 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I think a lot of relationships crumble over time people create shortcuts, in our communication or our habits, but especially we create shortcuts in how we conceptualize our partner.
To be specific: if enough years pass, you start knowing HOW your partner might act, but lose sight of WHY
To be specific: if enough years pass, you start knowing HOW your partner might act, but lose sight of WHY
Man, remember when they made a sitcom spun out of the Geico caveman commercials?
I thought that was the beginning of the end of culture, was I fucking right?
I thought that was the beginning of the end of culture, was I fucking right?
October 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Man, remember when they made a sitcom spun out of the Geico caveman commercials?
I thought that was the beginning of the end of culture, was I fucking right?
I thought that was the beginning of the end of culture, was I fucking right?
You follow 3 of your homeboys' fet accounts, and suddenly this app thinks it understands your taste in men. Nice try, I look at my boys' porn in #solidarity o7
September 27, 2025 at 10:44 PM
You follow 3 of your homeboys' fet accounts, and suddenly this app thinks it understands your taste in men. Nice try, I look at my boys' porn in #solidarity o7
I read too much Tom Clancy in middle school, and now I'm a communist
September 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I read too much Tom Clancy in middle school, and now I'm a communist
If fucking Füm ads are appealing to you, try this instead: buy a pack of Black and milds with the wood tip, pull the tip off, sell the remaining cigarillo to your local panhandler for 50¢, suck on that wood tip til it loses flavor, and repeat
You will save so much money
You will save so much money
September 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
If fucking Füm ads are appealing to you, try this instead: buy a pack of Black and milds with the wood tip, pull the tip off, sell the remaining cigarillo to your local panhandler for 50¢, suck on that wood tip til it loses flavor, and repeat
You will save so much money
You will save so much money
I feel like rule #1 of being bipedal is Keep your hands free so you don't trip and fall on your face.
Everyone needs to hear this repeatedly before adolescence hits
Everyone needs to hear this repeatedly before adolescence hits
September 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I feel like rule #1 of being bipedal is Keep your hands free so you don't trip and fall on your face.
Everyone needs to hear this repeatedly before adolescence hits
Everyone needs to hear this repeatedly before adolescence hits
The US life expectancy wont get back above pre-covid numbers at this rate
September 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The US life expectancy wont get back above pre-covid numbers at this rate
Reposted by Brock Mononymous
The marginalized really are the canary in the coal mine for this country and yet we get white folks saying “you’re overreacting” and “it’s not that bad” until it’s one of their own and then the panic sets in and they’re all “we gotta do something”
“WE”?
“WE”?
September 18, 2025 at 9:28 AM
The marginalized really are the canary in the coal mine for this country and yet we get white folks saying “you’re overreacting” and “it’s not that bad” until it’s one of their own and then the panic sets in and they’re all “we gotta do something”
“WE”?
“WE”?
When you hear me say "the Spirit moved me"
I'm talking about the spectre haunting Europe, ya dig?
I'm talking about the spectre haunting Europe, ya dig?
September 16, 2025 at 10:19 PM
When you hear me say "the Spirit moved me"
I'm talking about the spectre haunting Europe, ya dig?
I'm talking about the spectre haunting Europe, ya dig?
Remember: your politics weren't considered so radical before the Democrats slide to the right
September 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Remember: your politics weren't considered so radical before the Democrats slide to the right
People always say they'd ask about aliens day 1 of being elected president.
Me?
"How many nukes are in space, and how many of them are ours?"
Me?
"How many nukes are in space, and how many of them are ours?"
September 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
People always say they'd ask about aliens day 1 of being elected president.
Me?
"How many nukes are in space, and how many of them are ours?"
Me?
"How many nukes are in space, and how many of them are ours?"