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Broccoli🥦Mc🥦BrocFace
@broccolimcbrocface.bsky.social
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Just someone who uses this account to vent. (pfp is a serveersuggestie/suggestion de présentation)

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I am so glad I remembered this post - especially given the mess that was my brain earlier today.

Because inspiration struck. And it is a beauty lemme tell you
The 'inside you there are two wolves' meme, but they both have my pfp crudely pasted on their faces(partially). Also, the wolves have broccoli hair. One says 'Let her spend wild on her dreams!' and the other says 'No, encourage mature financial spending!'.
January 30, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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Did I just buy a crème brûlee luxury brand choc bar?

Yes.

Is 5 euros a ridiculous price for one bar?

Yes.

Is it emotional eating after today?

Yes.

Would I buy one again?

ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY
Luxury chocolate
January 24, 2026 at 5:52 PM
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And also now a banner on my alt.

Perfection.
My profile picture on the left, but also now a banner. It is a piece of broccoli being hold to a pug, looking displeased at it with its tongue out.
January 23, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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Don't ask me why this popped up in my head. The format is pretty old by now lol
Son talking with his father: "Dad why is my sisters name Rose?" "Because your mother loves roses" "Thanks Dad" "No problem Le Poisson Steve"
December 5, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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I... Mustn't... Succumb...
Piece of a chocolate letter(S) sticking out of plastic wrappings.
December 2, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Two frames from the Simpsons: Top: Bart saying "This is the worst day of my life." Bottom: his father saying "The worst day of your life so far."
November 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Is this a safe space?
A stock photo of a safe with the door open.
November 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Today I'm grateful for this sunrise I saw when cycling to work.
A sunrise on the background of Dutch farmland landscape.
November 12, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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Correct.
A cup of coffee.
November 5, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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Current mood
Four panels of a cat, with dialogue in order: I am so lonely Why must I live this life alone in solitude Don't fucking touch me!!(With human hand depicted) Will this loneliness ever end?
November 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Ooooh yeeeassss
A very close up picture of chocolate
October 31, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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SHOCKING!! LEAKED!!!

Local Dutch guy bought white chocs with pistachio nuts.
White chocolate with pistachio nuts
October 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Picked the right timing. It's raining again. And now I have a nice cup of tea instead.
On the foreground: a cup of tea in a mug with a pear printed on it. On the background outside it is raining.
October 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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I challenge you.
My legs. Well, in jeans.
October 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM