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@broccolimcbrocface.bsky.social
Just someone who uses this account to vent. (pfp is a serveersuggestie/suggestion de présentation)
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A journal of gratitude; something that I plan to do daily because it's nice as well as healthy.
I'm genuinely uncomfortable with how often people make jokes about 'compensating for size' w/ regards to penis size as if that's the reason someone is a fascist and doing goddamn awful shit.
It's just bodyshaming. But I can't call it out without being told 'you must have a small one yourself!'...
It's just bodyshaming. But I can't call it out without being told 'you must have a small one yourself!'...
January 7, 2026 at 8:14 PM
I'm genuinely uncomfortable with how often people make jokes about 'compensating for size' w/ regards to penis size as if that's the reason someone is a fascist and doing goddamn awful shit.
It's just bodyshaming. But I can't call it out without being told 'you must have a small one yourself!'...
It's just bodyshaming. But I can't call it out without being told 'you must have a small one yourself!'...
Mmm delicious anxiety today.
January 7, 2026 at 9:37 AM
Mmm delicious anxiety today.
........
Well that's one reason not to play vlr again I guess. 💀
Well that's one reason not to play vlr again I guess. 💀
January 6, 2026 at 6:38 PM
........
Well that's one reason not to play vlr again I guess. 💀
Well that's one reason not to play vlr again I guess. 💀
It is so confusing to have parents that treat you well, and do love you, but also absolutely traumatized you as a kid because they (without knowing) loved you highly conditional as a kid.
I really hope to get out later this year because man
I really hope to get out later this year because man
January 6, 2026 at 12:48 PM
It is so confusing to have parents that treat you well, and do love you, but also absolutely traumatized you as a kid because they (without knowing) loved you highly conditional as a kid.
I really hope to get out later this year because man
I really hope to get out later this year because man
...literally why I'm such a sucker for empathy. Just not being punished for being, and instead receiving kindness.
🪷彡 prompt!
for neurodivergent yumes:
your f/o helps you keep track of things by reminding you of important matters, managing your schedule, helping you gently take action by being by your side...
they're here for you! 💚
#yumesky
for neurodivergent yumes:
your f/o helps you keep track of things by reminding you of important matters, managing your schedule, helping you gently take action by being by your side...
they're here for you! 💚
#yumesky
January 5, 2026 at 3:38 PM
...literally why I'm such a sucker for empathy. Just not being punished for being, and instead receiving kindness.
Figured I'd vent here instead.
I'm honestly sickened by the fact that there appears no one higher up calling for Musk's arrest. He facilitated the massproduction of CSAM ffs.
There also should be an outcry to arrest the men actually using that shit. This is actively traumatizing kids.
I'm honestly sickened by the fact that there appears no one higher up calling for Musk's arrest. He facilitated the massproduction of CSAM ffs.
There also should be an outcry to arrest the men actually using that shit. This is actively traumatizing kids.
January 5, 2026 at 11:02 AM
Figured I'd vent here instead.
I'm honestly sickened by the fact that there appears no one higher up calling for Musk's arrest. He facilitated the massproduction of CSAM ffs.
There also should be an outcry to arrest the men actually using that shit. This is actively traumatizing kids.
I'm honestly sickened by the fact that there appears no one higher up calling for Musk's arrest. He facilitated the massproduction of CSAM ffs.
There also should be an outcry to arrest the men actually using that shit. This is actively traumatizing kids.
Ngl, as I'm back at work I wonder if I feel lack of motivation due to it not suiting me in the long run.
I kind of only want to apply once I can put on my cv that I have a drivers license but... Maybe I should start before that.
It's not a bad place, but not where I want to stay.
I kind of only want to apply once I can put on my cv that I have a drivers license but... Maybe I should start before that.
It's not a bad place, but not where I want to stay.
January 5, 2026 at 9:06 AM
Ngl, as I'm back at work I wonder if I feel lack of motivation due to it not suiting me in the long run.
I kind of only want to apply once I can put on my cv that I have a drivers license but... Maybe I should start before that.
It's not a bad place, but not where I want to stay.
I kind of only want to apply once I can put on my cv that I have a drivers license but... Maybe I should start before that.
It's not a bad place, but not where I want to stay.
Phi: ...
Steve: ...
Phi: ...what the fuck?
@reanenigans.bsky.social I'm definitely keeping Steve in there as a weird, platonic f/o who is there purely for shits n' giggles.
dis gun be gud
Steve: ...
Phi: ...what the fuck?
@reanenigans.bsky.social I'm definitely keeping Steve in there as a weird, platonic f/o who is there purely for shits n' giggles.
dis gun be gud
January 4, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Phi: ...
Steve: ...
Phi: ...what the fuck?
@reanenigans.bsky.social I'm definitely keeping Steve in there as a weird, platonic f/o who is there purely for shits n' giggles.
dis gun be gud
Steve: ...
Phi: ...what the fuck?
@reanenigans.bsky.social I'm definitely keeping Steve in there as a weird, platonic f/o who is there purely for shits n' giggles.
dis gun be gud
I think she would be mad at how disorganized some parts of my rooms are. Like the drawers inside my desk.
It's the ADHD bottom of 'I'll get to this later(I won't)'.
It's the ADHD bottom of 'I'll get to this later(I won't)'.
🪷彡 prompt!
imagine your f/o helping you clean your room. 🧹
imagine your f/o helping you clean your room. 🧹
January 4, 2026 at 8:31 PM
I think she would be mad at how disorganized some parts of my rooms are. Like the drawers inside my desk.
It's the ADHD bottom of 'I'll get to this later(I won't)'.
It's the ADHD bottom of 'I'll get to this later(I won't)'.
Somehow I feel like smashing mandarins today. A lot. In order to vent out frustration.
It's a mystery as to why.
It's a mystery as to why.
January 3, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Somehow I feel like smashing mandarins today. A lot. In order to vent out frustration.
It's a mystery as to why.
It's a mystery as to why.
Secret diary: family Christmas dinner edition.
So far, fortunately people accept that I may need to take a breather.
Also
Uncle randomly babbling about someone who worked at the local mart. While still wearing his jacket in the middle of the restaurant.
So far, fortunately people accept that I may need to take a breather.
Also
Uncle randomly babbling about someone who worked at the local mart. While still wearing his jacket in the middle of the restaurant.
December 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Secret diary: family Christmas dinner edition.
So far, fortunately people accept that I may need to take a breather.
Also
Uncle randomly babbling about someone who worked at the local mart. While still wearing his jacket in the middle of the restaurant.
So far, fortunately people accept that I may need to take a breather.
Also
Uncle randomly babbling about someone who worked at the local mart. While still wearing his jacket in the middle of the restaurant.
Funny to think about when it's an older science couple that took Phi in.
I imagine I wouldn't have a particularly difficult family in law.
'the dream' like, literally lmao
I imagine I wouldn't have a particularly difficult family in law.
'the dream' like, literally lmao
December 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Funny to think about when it's an older science couple that took Phi in.
I imagine I wouldn't have a particularly difficult family in law.
'the dream' like, literally lmao
I imagine I wouldn't have a particularly difficult family in law.
'the dream' like, literally lmao
Minor vent: for the love of god, having feminine traits(which are already often performative gender role wise) is not necessarily performative for a guy.
It may not even have anything to do with feminism or wanting women to be more comfortable with you.
I like animals, have long hair,
It may not even have anything to do with feminism or wanting women to be more comfortable with you.
I like animals, have long hair,
December 23, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Minor vent: for the love of god, having feminine traits(which are already often performative gender role wise) is not necessarily performative for a guy.
It may not even have anything to do with feminism or wanting women to be more comfortable with you.
I like animals, have long hair,
It may not even have anything to do with feminism or wanting women to be more comfortable with you.
I like animals, have long hair,
I swear the hardest part of writing something is starting the story.
I want to write something and have a few ideas but man.
I want to write something and have a few ideas but man.
December 23, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I swear the hardest part of writing something is starting the story.
I want to write something and have a few ideas but man.
I want to write something and have a few ideas but man.
On one end. Boy am I glad work is super slow and boring today. Cause I definitely wouldn't have been able to work.
At the same time.
Man. The hours pass sooooo slowly
At the same time.
Man. The hours pass sooooo slowly
December 23, 2025 at 11:59 AM
On one end. Boy am I glad work is super slow and boring today. Cause I definitely wouldn't have been able to work.
At the same time.
Man. The hours pass sooooo slowly
At the same time.
Man. The hours pass sooooo slowly
Y'know, I'm beginning to wonder how long a thread can be on bluesky.
Maybe I'll find out with this thread...
Maybe I'll find out with this thread...
Today I'm grateful for the support I received yesterday. It was a really nasty surprise. And it basically came out of nowhere too.
December 23, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Y'know, I'm beginning to wonder how long a thread can be on bluesky.
Maybe I'll find out with this thread...
Maybe I'll find out with this thread...
Got a hard mood crash. If I'm not there that's why.
Nothing that's really concerning, incidentally. Just need some time alone
Nothing that's really concerning, incidentally. Just need some time alone
December 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Got a hard mood crash. If I'm not there that's why.
Nothing that's really concerning, incidentally. Just need some time alone
Nothing that's really concerning, incidentally. Just need some time alone
I wonder if one could tell how busy I am with work that day based on the amount of animal reposts tbh
Pretty sure it'd be a decent measure lmao
Pretty sure it'd be a decent measure lmao
December 22, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I wonder if one could tell how busy I am with work that day based on the amount of animal reposts tbh
Pretty sure it'd be a decent measure lmao
Pretty sure it'd be a decent measure lmao
Honestly, if you know the meaning of that one locket. Her keeping a picture of me in that would be one of the most heartwarming things you could think of. ;_;
🪷彡 prompt!
your f/o keeps a locket with your picture in it close to their heart. 💚
your f/o keeps a locket with your picture in it close to their heart. 💚
December 22, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Honestly, if you know the meaning of that one locket. Her keeping a picture of me in that would be one of the most heartwarming things you could think of. ;_;
This is not going to awaken anything fucked up in me.
This is not going to awaken anything fucked up in me.
This is not going to awaken anything fucked up in me.
This is not going to awaken anything fucked up in me.
This is not going to awaken anything fucked up in me.
This is not going to awaken anything fucked up in me.
This is not going to awaken anything fucked up in me.
This is not going to awaken anything fucked up in me.
This is not going to awaken anything fucked up in me.
December 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
This is not going to awaken anything fucked up in me.
This is not going to awaken anything fucked up in me.
This is not going to awaken anything fucked up in me.
This is not going to awaken anything fucked up in me.
This is not going to awaken anything fucked up in me.
This is not going to awaken anything fucked up in me.
This is not going to awaken anything fucked up in me.
This is not going to awaken anything fucked up in me.
This is not going to awaken anything fucked up in me.
My parents talked again about it a few times, and my father mentioned with my upcoming camp again that it'd be good to 'get out of my room' again.
He's not wrong... But given all the obligations they put on me as a kid, socially. It automatically triggers resistance in me. God.
He's not wrong... But given all the obligations they put on me as a kid, socially. It automatically triggers resistance in me. God.
Oof.
There is actually a community center nearby where they play various boardgames weekly. My parents told me for quite long it'd be something I'd probably like.
They're correct. But because they basically told me to, I've never been there.
Rationally it makes no sense, emotionally though...
There is actually a community center nearby where they play various boardgames weekly. My parents told me for quite long it'd be something I'd probably like.
They're correct. But because they basically told me to, I've never been there.
Rationally it makes no sense, emotionally though...
December 21, 2025 at 9:36 AM
My parents talked again about it a few times, and my father mentioned with my upcoming camp again that it'd be good to 'get out of my room' again.
He's not wrong... But given all the obligations they put on me as a kid, socially. It automatically triggers resistance in me. God.
He's not wrong... But given all the obligations they put on me as a kid, socially. It automatically triggers resistance in me. God.
I'm doing next to nothing at work today NGL. 🫠 So many things I'll have to wait until after the holidays and I'm not sure what to keep up with rn
December 19, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I'm doing next to nothing at work today NGL. 🫠 So many things I'll have to wait until after the holidays and I'm not sure what to keep up with rn
It just came to me that I could search for hedgehogs with different words for 'hedgehog'.
I am a happy man today.
I am a happy man today.
December 19, 2025 at 9:16 AM
It just came to me that I could search for hedgehogs with different words for 'hedgehog'.
I am a happy man today.
I am a happy man today.
"Me."
"Him."
"...wha-"
"Ah, good."
...
"You're not even going to pretend?"
"No."
"Him."
"...wha-"
"Ah, good."
...
"You're not even going to pretend?"
"No."
🪷彡 question!
who jumps in front of the other to protect them when something dangerous is happening? ⚔️
who jumps in front of the other to protect them when something dangerous is happening? ⚔️
December 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
"Me."
"Him."
"...wha-"
"Ah, good."
...
"You're not even going to pretend?"
"No."
"Him."
"...wha-"
"Ah, good."
...
"You're not even going to pretend?"
"No."
...my father really saved my arse. And reminded me of my mother's birthday.💀
I had put up a notif on my phone but it disappeared overnight.
I hate how forgetful I can be for things like this.
I had put up a notif on my phone but it disappeared overnight.
I hate how forgetful I can be for things like this.
December 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
...my father really saved my arse. And reminded me of my mother's birthday.💀
I had put up a notif on my phone but it disappeared overnight.
I hate how forgetful I can be for things like this.
I had put up a notif on my phone but it disappeared overnight.
I hate how forgetful I can be for things like this.