One day we’ll get what we asked for…

Drake rn:

You ever crack your neck so hard you can feel liquid moving around in there?

Help.

Guys. I can’t give this to my dog on Christmas Day…

If this is Cillian I’m gonna lose my shit. #28YearsLater

Called my fiancé “Yappenheimer” and now she’s not speaking to me.

How do I sign up for the whole assisted dying thing?

WifeTXT: Windows frozen. Won’t open.

HubbyTXT: Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and tap with a hammer.

WifeTXT: Laptop is completely fucked now.

This is my entire personality moving forward

If you bring central London to a halt in order to campaign against catastrophic climate change then you're a "barmy" eco "fanatic" who deserves to be locked up.

If you do the same to hang on to your multimillion pound inheritance tax exemption then you're a brave freedom fighter defying the odds

Echo Chamber sounds like a command for an Amazon device

Re-watching New Girl and I think I’m at the millennial phase where they’re all super annoying and I want them to start being adults.

This is Winnie. She fucking loves leaves 🍁

Any other #photography accounts out there for me to follow? #bluesky

I wonder what the first page of lore will be for #bluesky

I forgot how to tweet

I need recommendations on who to follow? Preferably other people that think Twitter is a hellscape

Well this is new?