To be fair, they were two different messages at two different times. One alerting it was gonna happen and one when the app was no longer working. At any rate, it’s all a mess.

I mean, globL warming is making water temperatures rise, which is making the creatures previously lurking in the vast, unexplored depths get disrupted — and they are now emerging to see what’s up. And maybe attack us? Who knows. Sure. Why not.

The inaccessibility of live theatre is a real issue, folks.