Surprise! I blame the bird seed.
August 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Surprise! I blame the bird seed.
Perhaps I’m too chronically online, but just a moment ago mom was peacefully eating her salad and Jack, Jill and Gizmo decided to engage in a… doggy train.
And mom literally said: “You guys! Not while I’m eating!”
Yes: my mom had a “right in front of my salad?” moment.
And mom literally said: “You guys! Not while I’m eating!”
Yes: my mom had a “right in front of my salad?” moment.
a woman is sitting at a table with a bowl of salad and says " are you serious? right in front of my salad "
ALT: a woman is sitting at a table with a bowl of salad and says " are you serious? right in front of my salad "
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July 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Perhaps I’m too chronically online, but just a moment ago mom was peacefully eating her salad and Jack, Jill and Gizmo decided to engage in a… doggy train.
And mom literally said: “You guys! Not while I’m eating!”
Yes: my mom had a “right in front of my salad?” moment.
And mom literally said: “You guys! Not while I’m eating!”
Yes: my mom had a “right in front of my salad?” moment.
After nudging from a few people, I started a blog about what it's like being a caretaker for mom. Feel free to share with anyone who may be going through this. I plan to post regularly but sporadically. The goal is to be real, yet elevated and (hopefully) helpful.
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Time in Reverse
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May 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
After nudging from a few people, I started a blog about what it's like being a caretaker for mom. Feel free to share with anyone who may be going through this. I plan to post regularly but sporadically. The goal is to be real, yet elevated and (hopefully) helpful.
timeinreverse8.wordpress.com
timeinreverse8.wordpress.com
Once I accidentally sent a private chat complaining about my friends to our friend group chat. It was very embarrassing and added an odd vibe to the weekend. Anyway — this also happened today.
American war planning usually takes place in highly secure facilities. But the Trump administration planned its strikes on the Houthis using a group chat—and accidentally included The Atlantic’s editor in chief, @jeffreygoldberg.bsky.social. theatln.tc/AmsjsuT6
March 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Once I accidentally sent a private chat complaining about my friends to our friend group chat. It was very embarrassing and added an odd vibe to the weekend. Anyway — this also happened today.
Scene from a Circle K:
Me: checking out…
Cashier: Who are you rooting for on Sunday?
Me (knowing nothing about football but somehow knowing the teams): The Chiefs? (Yes, I know now that’s the wrong answer)
Chashier: Did your wife yell you to say that?
Me: Yes. Yes, she did.
END SCENE
Me: checking out…
Cashier: Who are you rooting for on Sunday?
Me (knowing nothing about football but somehow knowing the teams): The Chiefs? (Yes, I know now that’s the wrong answer)
Chashier: Did your wife yell you to say that?
Me: Yes. Yes, she did.
END SCENE
February 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Scene from a Circle K:
Me: checking out…
Cashier: Who are you rooting for on Sunday?
Me (knowing nothing about football but somehow knowing the teams): The Chiefs? (Yes, I know now that’s the wrong answer)
Chashier: Did your wife yell you to say that?
Me: Yes. Yes, she did.
END SCENE
Me: checking out…
Cashier: Who are you rooting for on Sunday?
Me (knowing nothing about football but somehow knowing the teams): The Chiefs? (Yes, I know now that’s the wrong answer)
Chashier: Did your wife yell you to say that?
Me: Yes. Yes, she did.
END SCENE
Me: counting down the days for the next four years.
January 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Me: counting down the days for the next four years.
Saw “Shucked.” A fun romp. Could have been one act, honestly, but I loled a good amount. Fantastic cast. And Zakiya Baptiste on for Lulu — a star. I bet the audience will love it when the tour stops in Tampa.
January 16, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Saw “Shucked.” A fun romp. Could have been one act, honestly, but I loled a good amount. Fantastic cast. And Zakiya Baptiste on for Lulu — a star. I bet the audience will love it when the tour stops in Tampa.
Playing Lurch was a highlight of 2024
December 30, 2024 at 11:16 PM
Playing Lurch was a highlight of 2024
Rewatching “Psycho” and the scariest part in the infamous shower scene isn’t the 🔪🔪🔪 , it’s the fact she gets into that shower and just *turns the water on.* No preheating. She just rawdogs it. Pretty sure she’s the psycho.
December 19, 2024 at 11:48 AM
Rewatching “Psycho” and the scariest part in the infamous shower scene isn’t the 🔪🔪🔪 , it’s the fact she gets into that shower and just *turns the water on.* No preheating. She just rawdogs it. Pretty sure she’s the psycho.
FWIW: most dental insurance already has limits on anesthesiology - which I learned today. And the amount anesthesiologists charge is corrupt in its own way. It’s all a giant mess.
BREAKING: Anthem Blue Cross Blue Shield will not implement its anesthesia policy changes.
We did it y'all
We did it y'all
December 6, 2024 at 1:46 AM
FWIW: most dental insurance already has limits on anesthesiology - which I learned today. And the amount anesthesiologists charge is corrupt in its own way. It’s all a giant mess.
Hearing rumblings of officials discovering “aliens” in our oceans. While it might seem crazy, I feel there’s a strong possibility it’s true.
November 21, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Hearing rumblings of officials discovering “aliens” in our oceans. While it might seem crazy, I feel there’s a strong possibility it’s true.
“Wind-whipped snow.” Sounds ✨fancy✨.
November 20, 2024 at 9:57 PM
“Wind-whipped snow.” Sounds ✨fancy✨.
Left Sunset Boulevard at intermission. The show I was most looking forward to. And spent a lot of money on. The reason? The seats at the St James were so tight and close together, my knees were hitting the seat in front of me for over an hour — and by that point it was simply unbearable.
November 17, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Left Sunset Boulevard at intermission. The show I was most looking forward to. And spent a lot of money on. The reason? The seats at the St James were so tight and close together, my knees were hitting the seat in front of me for over an hour — and by that point it was simply unbearable.
Going to NYC this weekend. Have our shows lined up. Where should we grab drinks, dinner? Joe Allen is a fave but I’m ready for something new.
November 14, 2024 at 11:45 AM
Going to NYC this weekend. Have our shows lined up. Where should we grab drinks, dinner? Joe Allen is a fave but I’m ready for something new.
I need to lol. Tell me your favorite dumb joke. I’ll start:
What do you call a fish wearing a tie?
Offishal.
What do you call a fish wearing a tie?
Offishal.
November 14, 2024 at 2:37 AM
I need to lol. Tell me your favorite dumb joke. I’ll start:
What do you call a fish wearing a tie?
Offishal.
What do you call a fish wearing a tie?
Offishal.
