Broad Ave. Riot
@broadaveriot.bsky.social
Happy Husband, kind of funny, middle-aged musings, parent, pet owner, ally (accomplice) BLM, LGBTQIA, Feminist, witchcraft, writer, history, lore, Nerd and more...
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Well, that's what I heard (this got a CGV on TT)
#funny #peeweegerman #satire #politics #rumors #left #progressive
#funny #peeweegerman #satire #politics #rumors #left #progressive
September 16, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Well, that's what I heard (this got a CGV on TT)
#funny #peeweegerman #satire #politics #rumors #left #progressive
#funny #peeweegerman #satire #politics #rumors #left #progressive
September 11th...
The day the United States we thought we knew was destroyed and exposed.
The beging of the end for a disastrous civilization hell bent on its own demise, and it's painfully slow decent into nationalist, authoritarian, and oligarchal rule.
Look at us 24 years later.
The day the United States we thought we knew was destroyed and exposed.
The beging of the end for a disastrous civilization hell bent on its own demise, and it's painfully slow decent into nationalist, authoritarian, and oligarchal rule.
Look at us 24 years later.
September 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
September 11th...
The day the United States we thought we knew was destroyed and exposed.
The beging of the end for a disastrous civilization hell bent on its own demise, and it's painfully slow decent into nationalist, authoritarian, and oligarchal rule.
Look at us 24 years later.
The day the United States we thought we knew was destroyed and exposed.
The beging of the end for a disastrous civilization hell bent on its own demise, and it's painfully slow decent into nationalist, authoritarian, and oligarchal rule.
Look at us 24 years later.
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Lest we forget, I think we need to remind those who try to "save us" spiritually what their holy book says.
Matthew 10:14:
Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.
(Or something to that effect)
Blessed Sunday to all my wonderful heathens.
Matthew 10:14:
Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.
(Or something to that effect)
Blessed Sunday to all my wonderful heathens.
August 17, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Lest we forget, I think we need to remind those who try to "save us" spiritually what their holy book says.
Matthew 10:14:
Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.
(Or something to that effect)
Blessed Sunday to all my wonderful heathens.
Matthew 10:14:
Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.
(Or something to that effect)
Blessed Sunday to all my wonderful heathens.
Keep your eyes open. At the grocery store, my wife and I saw an LE officer and waited to see who they were representing. It was DOC. Don't let Ice take over your city.
June 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Keep your eyes open. At the grocery store, my wife and I saw an LE officer and waited to see who they were representing. It was DOC. Don't let Ice take over your city.
This just in!
The cardinals have just drafted... (checks notes)
What school is called "The Vatican"? Well, this is weird. Is his name, Pope? What position does he play?
The cardinals have just drafted... (checks notes)
What school is called "The Vatican"? Well, this is weird. Is his name, Pope? What position does he play?
May 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
This just in!
The cardinals have just drafted... (checks notes)
What school is called "The Vatican"? Well, this is weird. Is his name, Pope? What position does he play?
The cardinals have just drafted... (checks notes)
What school is called "The Vatican"? Well, this is weird. Is his name, Pope? What position does he play?
I apologize and hate that I will not be able to attend the 50501 march in my area on the 19th.
I have to work as per my contract for my corporate overlords.
I have to work as per my contract for my corporate overlords.
April 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I apologize and hate that I will not be able to attend the 50501 march in my area on the 19th.
I have to work as per my contract for my corporate overlords.
I have to work as per my contract for my corporate overlords.
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Meanwhile, strategic meetings have begun...😉😅
April 4, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Meanwhile, strategic meetings have begun...😉😅
M. Alice has finally broken through due to Riot's exhaustion. You're welcome.
April 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
M. Alice has finally broken through due to Riot's exhaustion. You're welcome.
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*washes down blood pressure medication with a Red Bull*
April 3, 2025 at 2:53 PM
*washes down blood pressure medication with a Red Bull*
Another reason I appreciate being a poor and wearing it like a badge of honor is that
"It isn't poor people diving out of windows when the stock market crashes."
"It isn't poor people diving out of windows when the stock market crashes."
April 2, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Another reason I appreciate being a poor and wearing it like a badge of honor is that
"It isn't poor people diving out of windows when the stock market crashes."
"It isn't poor people diving out of windows when the stock market crashes."
kangaroo court
noun
an unofficial court held by a group of people in order to try someone regarded, especially without good evidence, as guilty of a crime or misdemeanor.
noun
an unofficial court held by a group of people in order to try someone regarded, especially without good evidence, as guilty of a crime or misdemeanor.
April 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM
kangaroo court
noun
an unofficial court held by a group of people in order to try someone regarded, especially without good evidence, as guilty of a crime or misdemeanor.
noun
an unofficial court held by a group of people in order to try someone regarded, especially without good evidence, as guilty of a crime or misdemeanor.
Yesterday, me @ costco:
"Ooooh, I'm getting overnight oats, I love these things! Oh, and everything bagels. Yes!"
Today, me @ home:
"I'm hungry."
My brain: You have bagels and overnight oats! 🙂
Me: I don't want em.
"Ooooh, I'm getting overnight oats, I love these things! Oh, and everything bagels. Yes!"
Today, me @ home:
"I'm hungry."
My brain: You have bagels and overnight oats! 🙂
Me: I don't want em.
March 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Yesterday, me @ costco:
"Ooooh, I'm getting overnight oats, I love these things! Oh, and everything bagels. Yes!"
Today, me @ home:
"I'm hungry."
My brain: You have bagels and overnight oats! 🙂
Me: I don't want em.
"Ooooh, I'm getting overnight oats, I love these things! Oh, and everything bagels. Yes!"
Today, me @ home:
"I'm hungry."
My brain: You have bagels and overnight oats! 🙂
Me: I don't want em.
I'm sure it's been said, but does anyone think that when "Whiskey Leaks" happened, it was also the same time Elon found out he wasn't invited to the group chat?
March 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I'm sure it's been said, but does anyone think that when "Whiskey Leaks" happened, it was also the same time Elon found out he wasn't invited to the group chat?
Controversial take: I want to believe Sasquatch (and ilk) exists. I want them safe, happy, and un-bothered.
These B.S. reality docu-series (the search/hunt/expedition) are literally one big snipe hunt for idiots and yet I still have it on for background noise and just mock them constantly.
These B.S. reality docu-series (the search/hunt/expedition) are literally one big snipe hunt for idiots and yet I still have it on for background noise and just mock them constantly.
March 24, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Controversial take: I want to believe Sasquatch (and ilk) exists. I want them safe, happy, and un-bothered.
These B.S. reality docu-series (the search/hunt/expedition) are literally one big snipe hunt for idiots and yet I still have it on for background noise and just mock them constantly.
These B.S. reality docu-series (the search/hunt/expedition) are literally one big snipe hunt for idiots and yet I still have it on for background noise and just mock them constantly.