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something something simpsons reference
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for me that's a ✅ and a ✅
November 13, 2025 at 1:13 AM
for me that's a ✅ and a ✅
holy crapola
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 AM
holy crapola
i caught covid in japan earlier this year and the cost of a doctor visit at a walk-in clinic + 5 days of prescription strength medication was approximately $40 all in
November 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
i caught covid in japan earlier this year and the cost of a doctor visit at a walk-in clinic + 5 days of prescription strength medication was approximately $40 all in
nothing sells the spontaneity of classic "where ya been?" political zingers more than reading them aloud for the very first time
also, is this a committee meeting or a roast? who goes next, Representative Jeselnik?
next time keep it to ten seconds or less and move on to some actual business
also, is this a committee meeting or a roast? who goes next, Representative Jeselnik?
next time keep it to ten seconds or less and move on to some actual business
November 12, 2025 at 12:41 AM
nothing sells the spontaneity of classic "where ya been?" political zingers more than reading them aloud for the very first time
also, is this a committee meeting or a roast? who goes next, Representative Jeselnik?
next time keep it to ten seconds or less and move on to some actual business
also, is this a committee meeting or a roast? who goes next, Representative Jeselnik?
next time keep it to ten seconds or less and move on to some actual business
at least now i'm less offended when someone calls me obtuse
November 11, 2025 at 11:14 PM
at least now i'm less offended when someone calls me obtuse
i wonder if they want to change it to something they own instead of something they license? it just seems silly to retire something with so much brand equity and general good will
November 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
i wonder if they want to change it to something they own instead of something they license? it just seems silly to retire something with so much brand equity and general good will
someone get nancy pelosi on morning joe, she'll take care of this
November 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
someone get nancy pelosi on morning joe, she'll take care of this
my guess would have been:
The Blues Brothers
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Conclave
9 1/2 Weeks
The Blues Brothers
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Conclave
9 1/2 Weeks
November 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
my guess would have been:
The Blues Brothers
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Conclave
9 1/2 Weeks
The Blues Brothers
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Conclave
9 1/2 Weeks
also you forgot shoes go on your feet and you're drunk
November 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
also you forgot shoes go on your feet and you're drunk
i just came back from JP yesterday and this is very shocking. i don't think most JR East commuters will enjoy this news.
November 11, 2025 at 8:39 PM
i just came back from JP yesterday and this is very shocking. i don't think most JR East commuters will enjoy this news.
i felt similarly embarrassed when i complained about prices escalating at the gas station before checking in with ExxonMobil's Slim Jim Adjusted Price Index assessment
November 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
i felt similarly embarrassed when i complained about prices escalating at the gas station before checking in with ExxonMobil's Slim Jim Adjusted Price Index assessment
oh thank god, i thought they could walk down the sides of trees for a hot second
November 11, 2025 at 7:27 AM
oh thank god, i thought they could walk down the sides of trees for a hot second
just got back from JP and thought you might like these. PM me if interested.
November 11, 2025 at 6:59 AM
just got back from JP and thought you might like these. PM me if interested.
and by "the fight" he means "the fundraising"
November 11, 2025 at 5:58 AM
and by "the fight" he means "the fundraising"
kinda makes you wonder how long audio design/audio mixing will last as an art form
November 11, 2025 at 5:57 AM
kinda makes you wonder how long audio design/audio mixing will last as an art form
look who's ready to put the "lord" in Lord & Taylor
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 AM
look who's ready to put the "lord" in Lord & Taylor
i don't know who you are and have never even heard of you
you're hired
you're hired
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
i don't know who you are and have never even heard of you
you're hired
you're hired
also no alt text
November 4, 2025 at 11:30 PM
also no alt text
what in unholy hell is this
November 4, 2025 at 11:29 PM
what in unholy hell is this
let the people in your life who really know you celebrate you in ways that matter.
for example, i'm way behind on the podcast but thanks to you i'm on ep 8 of eva and will be finishing it bc it's INCREDIBLE so far. the podcast is very good and you're very good at it.
for example, i'm way behind on the podcast but thanks to you i'm on ep 8 of eva and will be finishing it bc it's INCREDIBLE so far. the podcast is very good and you're very good at it.
November 4, 2025 at 11:26 PM
let the people in your life who really know you celebrate you in ways that matter.
for example, i'm way behind on the podcast but thanks to you i'm on ep 8 of eva and will be finishing it bc it's INCREDIBLE so far. the podcast is very good and you're very good at it.
for example, i'm way behind on the podcast but thanks to you i'm on ep 8 of eva and will be finishing it bc it's INCREDIBLE so far. the podcast is very good and you're very good at it.
don't buy into the cult of the "work family." your birthday is yours and isn't theirs to use as a signifier of how your job "cares" about you. as for your work anniversary... it's a nicety, but if you're doing your best and working hard, you know it already.
November 4, 2025 at 11:21 PM
don't buy into the cult of the "work family." your birthday is yours and isn't theirs to use as a signifier of how your job "cares" about you. as for your work anniversary... it's a nicety, but if you're doing your best and working hard, you know it already.