I miss America the way I miss Twitter

*complete minefield.
All socmed is a minefield of self-sucking twats, just not usually this much this fast.

I really miss old Twitter. At least it lasted more than a couple years before it became a minefield of righteously indignant twats.

You may be right, but that's not how it's described. I'm going off what was written, not more than that

That could very well be the case, but that's not how it's written. She said he tore it up, threw it away, and apologized. There's no indication that he said "you just didn't get it."

The whole point of our structure was to prevent one area of government from unilaterally doing shit throughout other areas and agencies. Yet here we are. The CDC is a joke now, and that's incredibly disturbing.

God fucking dammit. It's infuriating for so many reasons, including the fact that we know the scientists aren't the ones with access to changing the site. I'm sure they're absolutely livid, but the direction to change it was a lot easier to push through on the other side.

Oof. Even if I assume he really didn't think it would hurt, it was totally cluelessly callous. I'm glad he at least tore it up and threw it away rather than defending it. Gives me hope that this could be an opportunity to seriously work on understanding the concerns and changing the dynamic.

My brain says this smells like formaldehyde but I know it probably doesn't

This is the same kind of guy who misuses terms like "sexual selection" and "polyandry" to claim women are simultaneously too selective and not selective enough. Even if we pretend humans are just like other animals, we're still a species geared toward choosing good mates. Git gud, bruh. Skill issue.

A sounding so thorough you'll piss the full visible spectrum

Oh Christ
I am going to print this and eat it

Talk about saying the quiet part out loud... "I can only imagine being a doctor to get sexually titillated!" Ugh.

I'd probably initially respond favorably to this, on the off chance it was a shitpost and I might make a new friend in someone deeply unserious and bizarre. The interaction after that would determine very quickly where things would head. Probably great disappointment and a blocking.

LMAOOO it must think those collar points are nipples

*immediately halts nonsense*

But... But... ...my nonsense...