Brittz0rz🧋
@brittz0rz.bsky.social
I'm Brittany
38, she/her, married, 🏳️🌈
Writer, Extra Lifer, etc.
Zelda, Day6, eaJ, LUCY, SKZ, K-pop in general, 707/MysMe
🚫DNI: minors, blanket anti-AI folks, Day6 OT4
38, she/her, married, 🏳️🌈
Writer, Extra Lifer, etc.
Zelda, Day6, eaJ, LUCY, SKZ, K-pop in general, 707/MysMe
🚫DNI: minors, blanket anti-AI folks, Day6 OT4
nocontractnocoffee.org
Y'all know I've spent plenty of money at Starbucks. Not now, not until they deserve it from me again!
Y'all know I've spent plenty of money at Starbucks. Not now, not until they deserve it from me again!
November 16, 2025 at 7:22 PM
nocontractnocoffee.org
Y'all know I've spent plenty of money at Starbucks. Not now, not until they deserve it from me again!
Y'all know I've spent plenty of money at Starbucks. Not now, not until they deserve it from me again!
If you end up taking a strict lid-down approach, might I recommend the mood seat upon which you can imprint your entire ass and balls? Bonus: cat pawprints
November 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
If you end up taking a strict lid-down approach, might I recommend the mood seat upon which you can imprint your entire ass and balls? Bonus: cat pawprints
Is this not the sweetest little family of rotting jack-o'-lanterns you've ever seen? Grammy, Granddad, Mom, and Little Joe
November 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Is this not the sweetest little family of rotting jack-o'-lanterns you've ever seen? Grammy, Granddad, Mom, and Little Joe
Imo, one of the scariest bits:
November 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Imo, one of the scariest bits:
Yeah, it's called a pet.
(This is about the SquidKid toy that really is kind of a pet in the way Sea Monkeys are a pet, but calling it a "living tamagotchi" is dumb as hell)
(This is about the SquidKid toy that really is kind of a pet in the way Sea Monkeys are a pet, but calling it a "living tamagotchi" is dumb as hell)
November 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Yeah, it's called a pet.
(This is about the SquidKid toy that really is kind of a pet in the way Sea Monkeys are a pet, but calling it a "living tamagotchi" is dumb as hell)
(This is about the SquidKid toy that really is kind of a pet in the way Sea Monkeys are a pet, but calling it a "living tamagotchi" is dumb as hell)
I love her. She is my queen.
November 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I love her. She is my queen.
Finally finished my highest-effort MysMe edit and I'm posting it on main because I think everyone needs to be reminded I'm a loser 👍
Song is "AMNESIA" by WOODZ
"Amnesia
Going far away
Something's wrong
Actually, I'm running away"
Song is "AMNESIA" by WOODZ
"Amnesia
Going far away
Something's wrong
Actually, I'm running away"
October 31, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Finally finished my highest-effort MysMe edit and I'm posting it on main because I think everyone needs to be reminded I'm a loser 👍
Song is "AMNESIA" by WOODZ
"Amnesia
Going far away
Something's wrong
Actually, I'm running away"
Song is "AMNESIA" by WOODZ
"Amnesia
Going far away
Something's wrong
Actually, I'm running away"
I'll never forget 1970. All subscriptions were made illegal. Some folks made do with underground modded APKs, but I had too much to lose. All I have left is this screenshot and a series of receipts for months of service I wish I'd made better use of. I didn't know. None of us knew.
October 16, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I'll never forget 1970. All subscriptions were made illegal. Some folks made do with underground modded APKs, but I had too much to lose. All I have left is this screenshot and a series of receipts for months of service I wish I'd made better use of. I didn't know. None of us knew.
I rock up to the party like this...
"Yeah I don't really know anything about him but I don't need to"
"Yeah I don't really know anything about him but I don't need to"
October 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I rock up to the party like this...
"Yeah I don't really know anything about him but I don't need to"
"Yeah I don't really know anything about him but I don't need to"
Donate to my 2025 Extra Life campaign tomorrow through Monday and get your donation matched by me! Current cap is $200, so lots of small donations can really add up!
www.extra-life.org/participants...
www.extra-life.org/participants...
October 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Donate to my 2025 Extra Life campaign tomorrow through Monday and get your donation matched by me! Current cap is $200, so lots of small donations can really add up!
www.extra-life.org/participants...
www.extra-life.org/participants...
My diet for the last month or so (and the foreseeable future until symptoms improve)
October 9, 2025 at 3:21 PM
My diet for the last month or so (and the foreseeable future until symptoms improve)
Marriage requires a commitment to having important seasonal conversations
October 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Marriage requires a commitment to having important seasonal conversations
BEHOLD MY ACQUISITION
October 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
BEHOLD MY ACQUISITION
This doesn't surprise me, and I don't even find it problematic (most people don't come to social media for politics, they come to talk about shit they like, especially when current politics are so exhausting). It's just amusing to me for some reason. Not unusual, yet such a crazy visual.
October 2, 2025 at 8:10 PM
This doesn't surprise me, and I don't even find it problematic (most people don't come to social media for politics, they come to talk about shit they like, especially when current politics are so exhausting). It's just amusing to me for some reason. Not unusual, yet such a crazy visual.
Han Jisung I just love you 😭
October 1, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Han Jisung I just love you 😭
Never pre-ordered anything so fast.
EAJ ON VINYL??? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!
Yes, I got the CD version, too. Not optional.
EAJ ON VINYL??? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!
Yes, I got the CD version, too. Not optional.
September 26, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Never pre-ordered anything so fast.
EAJ ON VINYL??? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!
Yes, I got the CD version, too. Not optional.
EAJ ON VINYL??? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!
Yes, I got the CD version, too. Not optional.
The old "attack helicopter" jape came up in conversation today, so I asked ChatGPT what mode of transportation my gender would be.
My gender is "a 2003 Subaru WRX wagon in matte navy/charcoal with subtle punk-femme touches."
No wonder @themegofcheese.bsky.social likes me so much.
My gender is "a 2003 Subaru WRX wagon in matte navy/charcoal with subtle punk-femme touches."
No wonder @themegofcheese.bsky.social likes me so much.
September 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
The old "attack helicopter" jape came up in conversation today, so I asked ChatGPT what mode of transportation my gender would be.
My gender is "a 2003 Subaru WRX wagon in matte navy/charcoal with subtle punk-femme touches."
No wonder @themegofcheese.bsky.social likes me so much.
My gender is "a 2003 Subaru WRX wagon in matte navy/charcoal with subtle punk-femme touches."
No wonder @themegofcheese.bsky.social likes me so much.
A friend gifted me a wonderful vintage duck teapot I had been eyeing today. Isn't she perfect?!
She is judging you. She says you cannot have tea. Tough break.
She is judging you. She says you cannot have tea. Tough break.
September 22, 2025 at 3:21 AM
A friend gifted me a wonderful vintage duck teapot I had been eyeing today. Isn't she perfect?!
She is judging you. She says you cannot have tea. Tough break.
She is judging you. She says you cannot have tea. Tough break.
