Brittan Tolford
brittantolford.bsky.social
Brittan Tolford
@brittantolford.bsky.social
Somebody has donated (I think) every star-trek novel ever written to my goodwill.
October 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
See what would drive these men to make these faces this week on BIGFEETS
October 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
HOLY SHIT @brockway.bsky.social WAS 100% RIGHT JEFF DOES OWN THE RIGHTS TO THE AIMS TEAM. I 1000% percent thought it was a joke till I saw this #bigfeets #mountainmonsters
September 2, 2025 at 3:16 PM
There are these giant crystal caves in Mexico that are beautiful but
the combination of the high humidity and the air being warmer than your body means that water condenses in your lungs while breathing. You can drown breathing air.
July 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
@fractalchurn.bsky.social care to explain?
June 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Well Mara Jades Black hole sun face WILL be haunting my dreams tonight.
February 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Especially because I really thought we all understood tariff’s don’t encourage local manufacturing. Like I thought that was one of the first things the USA figured out.
February 1, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Well now I gotta watch it.
January 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
The event horizon
January 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
(He’s joking but this is one of my big nerd things that I actually like about Disney starwars is we see a lot more of the AT series actually “All Terraining”
January 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
It’s crazy to me how much this tweet has impacted my Lexicon. Like I unironically said “This guy is totally Boss Babying it” way more than I care to admit.
January 4, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Dammit now I gotta through out my screenplay where a Wisconsin Dairy Farmer bets the farm on Maggie being the killer in “Who Shot Mr Burns”
December 26, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Wallace and Grommet could cling to the Side of a plane mid flight but Tom cruise Could never come up with the Train chase from The Wrong Trousers
December 26, 2024 at 12:08 PM
The muppet demons all have a cloth stitch remover instead of a pitchfork.
December 22, 2024 at 12:44 AM
@jjm2377.bsky.social any idea what’s going on here?
December 12, 2024 at 11:15 AM
Here is your biannual reminder that the heavens gate website is still live.
December 12, 2024 at 1:18 AM
He looks like a “Spitting Image” Puppet wished to be a real boy
December 12, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Something I don’t see enough people talk about is that all the Midwest states are at war over who can put the most disgusting slop on a hotdog.
December 12, 2024 at 12:36 AM
reintroduction thread!

name: Brittan
pronouns: he/him
location: Ohio
hobbies: TV, Cursed Media, Movies, Gardening, Cryptozoology, being Sarcastic
December 11, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Bye twitter.
December 11, 2024 at 11:44 PM