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britley
@britley.bsky.social
I like books, dogs, and math.
I asked for a grande white chocolate mocha with an obscene amount of whipped cream.

I got a grande white chocolate mocha with extra whipped cream.

Not the same thing.
September 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
My 6yo Labrador asked to go in the crate that *was* meant for the puppy after the puppy jumped on her head one too many times.
May 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
The three musketeers!

(Left to right: Risa, my mothers new puppy; Riley, my dog; and Mellie, my sister’s dog)
May 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Dog’s reaction to “do you want…?”
May 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
My favorite pho place is playing nonstop, aesthetic footage of crops being harvested backed by fancy instrumental covers of pop songs??
April 27, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I also have a lap void.
April 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
My touch-starved cat is still trying to figure out when pets are available.

Times pets are NOT available: between the hours of 12-6am

Times pets ARE available: literally any other time

Times she has asked for pets this past week: 2:30 am, 4:40 am, 5:00 am
April 21, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Semi-feral baby loves morning cuddles. (Dog hates that semi-feral baby is getting morning cuddles).
April 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Forgive me, Home Depot. I was unfamiliar with your game.
April 6, 2025 at 10:41 PM
In just 3 weeks, my semi-feral cat has gone from first pets to demanding morning snuggles the moment I wake up. (Hopefully moving next month doesn’t set her progress back 🙏😅)
April 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Literally one of the best days of my life. I’ve been working with my semi-feral cat, Tiny, for *four* years. When we first got her, she wouldn’t even be in a room with me. This weekend, I pet her properly for the first time. This is a short clip, but the petting (and purring!) went on for 5 mins 🥹
March 17, 2025 at 4:30 PM
My sister has a yellow lab and we joke that he is the most dog. He is the quintessential dog.
February 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Before he died, my cat would regularly scream at me to bring the sun spot in our kitchen faster. Had absolutely no interest in hearing my explanation of the planet’s rotation. Fully expected me to move the sun for him.
February 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
My cat chooses to do this directly next to my bed every day at around 2:30am. I love her but my god.
January 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I have a semi-feral cat - she doesn’t like to be touched but follows me around and screams if I don’t talk to her. She also has strong opinions on what time I should be going to bed each night bc she wants to snuggle up at the foot of the bed with me and my dog.
January 3, 2025 at 7:35 PM
We lost our tuxedo boy in May. He always loved climbing in our Christmas tree, so this holiday season has been sad.
December 26, 2024 at 7:43 PM
ah, yes, my favorite color

✨light gary✨
December 23, 2024 at 8:45 PM
how it started 👉 how it’s going

it’s my dog’s 6th gotcha day. she’s the best ❤️
December 21, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Oh she looks just like my boy! (He passed in May so it’s lovely to see other cats who look like him).
December 16, 2024 at 7:50 PM
At least the Glee Cast isn’t in my top 5 artists this year.
December 4, 2024 at 7:20 PM
I finally found out where they took my car after the accident and the damage is much, much worse than I remember.
December 3, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Our cat, Eddie, passed away suddenly last night. I found him under my bed in his favorite spot. Today would have been his 6th birthday.
May 1, 2024 at 6:50 PM
April 25, 2024 at 2:13 PM
the loves of my life
January 27, 2024 at 11:49 PM
my first published poem, "the word that lost me the third-grade spelling bee", is available in the Winter 2024 volume of In Parentheses magazine along with some other absolutely gorgeous works.
January 17, 2024 at 5:17 PM