Pip Pirrup
@britishkid22.bsky.social
Cheerio, lads and lasses alike. My name is Philip, but I'm usually called Pip because they apparently hate me. Born in the UK, but currently live in South Park. Also, please do not call me French ever, there is a clear difference.
It’s so nice Pocket decided to let me stay with him. It’s a better idea than moving back to England, I’ll say.
November 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
It’s so nice Pocket decided to let me stay with him. It’s a better idea than moving back to England, I’ll say.
[yawning] Cheerio, lads… [groans]
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
[yawning] Cheerio, lads… [groans]
//Why did I end the scenario now? I get Andy’s still working at the moment, but I’d be interesting to see how he’d feel about Pip’s decision to leave South Park.
November 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
//Why did I end the scenario now? I get Andy’s still working at the moment, but I’d be interesting to see how he’d feel about Pip’s decision to leave South Park.
Maybe I shouldn’t leave South Park. I’ve already made a few friends here like Butters and I hate seeing him so upset. But at the same time, where am I supposed to live? I’ve already lost what I considered my second family.
November 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Maybe I shouldn’t leave South Park. I’ve already made a few friends here like Butters and I hate seeing him so upset. But at the same time, where am I supposed to live? I’ve already lost what I considered my second family.
I’m not sure if this will be the right time to tell everyone this…
November 14, 2025 at 9:10 AM
I’m not sure if this will be the right time to tell everyone this…
Hello everyone and happy Remembrance Day to you all! Oh and Butters, I wish you a speedy recovery.
#RemembranceDay2025
#RemembranceDay2025
November 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Hello everyone and happy Remembrance Day to you all! Oh and Butters, I wish you a speedy recovery.
#RemembranceDay2025
#RemembranceDay2025
I wonder where Butters, Scott and Dougie are?
October 31, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I wonder where Butters, Scott and Dougie are?
Excuse me, does anyone know where Pocket is?
October 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Excuse me, does anyone know where Pocket is?
I wonder why Pocket wants to see Mr. Peter Charles?
October 29, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I wonder why Pocket wants to see Mr. Peter Charles?
Cheerio everyone! Did I miss anything?
October 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Cheerio everyone! Did I miss anything?
What's so wrong with living with Red? I'd rather live here than in an orphanage in England...
October 13, 2025 at 9:10 PM
What's so wrong with living with Red? I'd rather live here than in an orphanage in England...
Pocket hasn't been acting like himself over the past few days and it's beginning to make me panic!
October 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Pocket hasn't been acting like himself over the past few days and it's beginning to make me panic!
I think something else might be troubling Pocket. He's done an excellent job with the roast dinner yesterday, but I think something still isn't right about him and I think I know why.
October 6, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I think something else might be troubling Pocket. He's done an excellent job with the roast dinner yesterday, but I think something still isn't right about him and I think I know why.
@britishgentleman.bsky.social
Well, you can tell me right now if you'd like.
Well, you can tell me right now if you'd like.
It’s a long story.
October 3, 2025 at 8:36 PM
@britishgentleman.bsky.social
Well, you can tell me right now if you'd like.
Well, you can tell me right now if you'd like.
Happy birthday, Butters!
September 11, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Happy birthday, Butters!
Only one more day left.
September 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Only one more day left.
Satan is pregnant?? Impossible!
September 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Satan is pregnant?? Impossible!
Boasting isn't really my thing, but you have to admit, Britain is the best when it comes to humour.
August 31, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Boasting isn't really my thing, but you have to admit, Britain is the best when it comes to humour.
All I've said was "Lunchie munchies? Hmm?" at the cafeteria and I got hit by a Dr. Pepper can.
August 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
All I've said was "Lunchie munchies? Hmm?" at the cafeteria and I got hit by a Dr. Pepper can.
Hello everyone!
[he shakes his head, causing his hair to fly about]
[he shakes his head, causing his hair to fly about]
August 1, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Hello everyone!
[he shakes his head, causing his hair to fly about]
[he shakes his head, causing his hair to fly about]
Oh, I just hope Todd and Adam aren't part of the student strike. I understand why they're upset, but what good would that accomplish?
July 28, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Oh, I just hope Todd and Adam aren't part of the student strike. I understand why they're upset, but what good would that accomplish?
Imagine having Jesus join us in our school.
July 24, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Imagine having Jesus join us in our school.
So how is everyone today?
July 8, 2025 at 10:57 PM
So how is everyone today?
Hello everyone. Did anyone enjoy the firework party last night?
July 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Hello everyone. Did anyone enjoy the firework party last night?
Hello everyone! Did I miss anything?
June 26, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Hello everyone! Did I miss anything?