WIFE: We should have never hired Claudette.
GUY WHO WRITES THE DICTIONARY: That could be about anybody!

Every time I click over to the Strib website, I make sure I click right in the middle of that green star like the Grinch is bent over and I’m poking him right in his butthole.

Even Wikipedia is like “fuck it, it’s Friday, let’s go get a beer.”

They have now stopped. Is it because the tree is cut down or is it because they are listening and saying to each other, “Holy shit, do you hear how snappy Chris’ drums are?!” Hard to say.

TIRED: Defund the police
WIRED: Replace the police with a pop star vigilante