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Maraki
@bristlebud.bsky.social
tomboy shithead
the man who caught a big pacific octopus and then helped them find their way off the boat by saying “over here big boss” is now my best friend. I don’t make the rules.
July 5, 2023 at 3:21 PM
who knew that cops shoot at you when you’re just a little guy rolling around your katamari
July 3, 2023 at 9:16 PM
thinking I’m going to have a quiet work from home day.

my senior cat who VERY OBVIOUSLY had other plans:
July 3, 2023 at 4:23 PM
I love the sound of humans screaming in abject terror as they’re being rolled up in my beautiful dung beetle free katamari
July 2, 2023 at 5:12 PM
I am a classy lady …… I absolutely refuse to roll up dung beetles in my katamari
July 2, 2023 at 5:10 PM
ah, to be as free as a shrimp tempura in we love katamari, that’s just defying fate by swimming around the bottom of the ocean
July 2, 2023 at 5:09 PM
Reposted by Maraki
July 2, 2023 at 2:30 PM
watched run rabbit run this morning and ….. it wasn’t good or bad, it just was. it’s a psychological drama that’s presented through the lens of light supernatural horror. would I recommend it? no.
June 29, 2023 at 3:39 PM
us millennials only understand we’re the old ones now when we start finally fubaring technology
June 27, 2023 at 9:03 PM
good thing about having really bad allergies to everything is hiding emotional crying behind an allergy attack simultaneously happening …… no, the movie isn’t making me sad, it’s the dustmites in the theater air
June 25, 2023 at 1:40 AM
please, as a nyc driver, I am begging all the Connecticut, New Jersey, and maybe fellow nyc drivers to stop driving around like we’re in a 200cc mirror match in mario kart
June 23, 2023 at 11:07 PM
I have absolutely one thing and one thing only to ask the creators of tears of the kingdom: why did you resurrect the 3D manipulation of objects from skyward sword, why, why must I a legend of Zelda fan be tortured like this
June 23, 2023 at 10:58 PM
watched the film “to Leslie” yesterday and while I could go on and on about how cute I found it, I just wanna say that we need way more Royals out there
June 23, 2023 at 6:15 PM
witnessed a tour bus driver honk at pigeons on 8th avenue and literally wait for them to get out of the way before proceeding forward. drivers protecting and yielding to birds is so hot.
June 23, 2023 at 2:03 AM
ran into two very cute dogs on transit today. a calm one on the C train and a playful one on the m101. more cute animals on transit please.
June 23, 2023 at 2:00 AM
if pirates were still a thing, I’m pretty sure they would’ve made the nyc rent guidelines board (and subsequently all landlords) walk the plank
June 22, 2023 at 2:53 AM
I honestly love crocs way too much and I blame my long 12-13 hour days in retail, it’s like my feet are snuggling a cloud that’s also incredibly ugly
June 22, 2023 at 2:33 AM
gonna keep thinking about that bumble bee from today and what else I could’ve potentially done to help it and I feel really bad I just wasn’t equipped with the knowledge to know what to do and didn’t have the tools to do it with
June 21, 2023 at 10:00 PM
some fun activities I did at anime next:

watched who went in and out of the smut booth and just made up the most ridiculous theories depending on things like age, demeanor, outfits, cosplays.

watched a dude fix and constantly re-expose his buttcrack for a whole hour.
June 20, 2023 at 7:02 PM
there’s a whole discussion going on on the anime next discord about certain art and 18+ things out in full display at the convention center (I only saw the one booth with the very questionable, pedophilic, super obviously loli art) and someone is defending it being out and about? 🤡
June 20, 2023 at 6:55 PM
I hate my current job but I hate going on interviews more. I’m trying to learn to not hate interviews more than I hate my current job but interviews make me panic and vomit and run away in all sorts of directions where as my job makes me want to hurl myself out of the window.
June 20, 2023 at 5:40 PM
Attended Anime Next 2023 and ……. let me just say ……… it sure wasn’t fun having the convention separated into two locations that were 25-30 minutes away BY DRIVING.
June 20, 2023 at 2:55 PM