BristerXD
@bristerxd.bsky.social
Writer, video game enjoyer, and currently under a DNR order.
I never was a man for romance novel. Especially fantasy romance novel. Too much teen angst and bad world building. I listened to the biography of J. Edgar Hoover for fun at work. I’m not meant to like much of it.
The saint of steel series by T. Kingfisher has me by the balls. It’s great.
#books
The saint of steel series by T. Kingfisher has me by the balls. It’s great.
#books
August 1, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I never was a man for romance novel. Especially fantasy romance novel. Too much teen angst and bad world building. I listened to the biography of J. Edgar Hoover for fun at work. I’m not meant to like much of it.
The saint of steel series by T. Kingfisher has me by the balls. It’s great.
#books
The saint of steel series by T. Kingfisher has me by the balls. It’s great.
#books
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My last living musical hero is still my hero but unfortunately no longer living. RIP to the great, great Mr. Tom Lehrer.
July 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
My last living musical hero is still my hero but unfortunately no longer living. RIP to the great, great Mr. Tom Lehrer.
I like to think I’m open minded however I fear this is a lie I tell myself. One I can do so easier because I refuse to challenge it.
Exhibit A: Ince I find a fighting game character I like, I refuse to play anyone else.
Exhibit B: Xenophobia
Exhibit A: Ince I find a fighting game character I like, I refuse to play anyone else.
Exhibit B: Xenophobia
June 16, 2025 at 8:31 AM
I like to think I’m open minded however I fear this is a lie I tell myself. One I can do so easier because I refuse to challenge it.
Exhibit A: Ince I find a fighting game character I like, I refuse to play anyone else.
Exhibit B: Xenophobia
Exhibit A: Ince I find a fighting game character I like, I refuse to play anyone else.
Exhibit B: Xenophobia
America right now feels like a hotdog in a microwave. Are we gonna open the door in time or is mom gonna yell at us for making a mess?
April 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
America right now feels like a hotdog in a microwave. Are we gonna open the door in time or is mom gonna yell at us for making a mess?
Finally playing ghost of Tsushima. It’s a lot of things because I know for sure is that if I see a low flying yellow bird in real life I’m going to hit it with a tennis racket.
That bitch is not going to lead me anywhere convenient
That bitch is not going to lead me anywhere convenient
March 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Finally playing ghost of Tsushima. It’s a lot of things because I know for sure is that if I see a low flying yellow bird in real life I’m going to hit it with a tennis racket.
That bitch is not going to lead me anywhere convenient
That bitch is not going to lead me anywhere convenient
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Turn my back for five minutes and he's started a podcast
March 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Turn my back for five minutes and he's started a podcast
My dog dreams like a fucking war veteran. What are you barking at? Sins of your past lives? Me to bitch, I at least have the decency to be quiet about it.
March 14, 2025 at 12:44 AM
My dog dreams like a fucking war veteran. What are you barking at? Sins of your past lives? Me to bitch, I at least have the decency to be quiet about it.
Imagine getting into a car wreck and waking up from a coma only to find out you’re now racist.
March 13, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Imagine getting into a car wreck and waking up from a coma only to find out you’re now racist.
Go watch this, cool person I’ve commissioned before made it. They’re great!
school assignment i threw to the wolves and forgot to post on bluesky sorry bluesky.
i reboarded/rewrote that one tails cutscene from frontiers for school and i liked it
youtu.be/4WApzHIo2SU
i reboarded/rewrote that one tails cutscene from frontiers for school and i liked it
youtu.be/4WApzHIo2SU
I reboarded + rewrote that one Tails cutscene from Sonic Frontiers
YouTube video by krownjester
youtu.be
March 13, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Go watch this, cool person I’ve commissioned before made it. They’re great!
Man maybe with this NFL season closing maybe I’ll try and get into the NBA.
“NBA MEDIA IS FUCKING GARBAGE.”
“THE GAME HAS NEVER BEEN SOFTER.”
“THE 76’ERS ARE ON LIFE SUPPORT AND THE LIGHTS ARE FLICKERING IN THE BUILDING.”
Maybe another time.
“NBA MEDIA IS FUCKING GARBAGE.”
“THE GAME HAS NEVER BEEN SOFTER.”
“THE 76’ERS ARE ON LIFE SUPPORT AND THE LIGHTS ARE FLICKERING IN THE BUILDING.”
Maybe another time.
March 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Man maybe with this NFL season closing maybe I’ll try and get into the NBA.
“NBA MEDIA IS FUCKING GARBAGE.”
“THE GAME HAS NEVER BEEN SOFTER.”
“THE 76’ERS ARE ON LIFE SUPPORT AND THE LIGHTS ARE FLICKERING IN THE BUILDING.”
Maybe another time.
“NBA MEDIA IS FUCKING GARBAGE.”
“THE GAME HAS NEVER BEEN SOFTER.”
“THE 76’ERS ARE ON LIFE SUPPORT AND THE LIGHTS ARE FLICKERING IN THE BUILDING.”
Maybe another time.
I love having a 20 minute nose bleed during work. It’s better here since all the sinks are actually designed to have blood scrubbed off.
March 11, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I love having a 20 minute nose bleed during work. It’s better here since all the sinks are actually designed to have blood scrubbed off.
It’s only when you sound like you’ve throat fucked an electric can opener due to a night long coughing fit that one appreciates the sound of their own voice.
March 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
It’s only when you sound like you’ve throat fucked an electric can opener due to a night long coughing fit that one appreciates the sound of their own voice.
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March 1, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Why is in every D&D game I play, a quest from a child leads to nothing but horrors beyond my comprehension.
Why can’t they just want candy or their kitty back?
Why can’t they just want candy or their kitty back?
March 2, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Why is in every D&D game I play, a quest from a child leads to nothing but horrors beyond my comprehension.
Why can’t they just want candy or their kitty back?
Why can’t they just want candy or their kitty back?
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Balatro predicted an egg that gets more expensive forever, and nobody listened
February 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Balatro predicted an egg that gets more expensive forever, and nobody listened
I need a jar of bone hurting juice. Might be better than this bitch ass melatonin
February 27, 2025 at 9:05 AM
I need a jar of bone hurting juice. Might be better than this bitch ass melatonin
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you think donkey kong in donkey kong '94 saw mario for the first time in years and went "bullshit. fuck you." when he started walking on his hands and doing triple backflips
February 24, 2025 at 12:48 AM
you think donkey kong in donkey kong '94 saw mario for the first time in years and went "bullshit. fuck you." when he started walking on his hands and doing triple backflips
Hey my local dunkin doughnuts, when I say toasted for my Uber eat order, I mean put it in your toaster. Not have a guy blow second hand smoke over it for 5 minutes. Why my cheese still look like it’s got the plastic on it.
February 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Hey my local dunkin doughnuts, when I say toasted for my Uber eat order, I mean put it in your toaster. Not have a guy blow second hand smoke over it for 5 minutes. Why my cheese still look like it’s got the plastic on it.
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I was complaining to Monica that I can never fall asleep unless I'm exhausted and she said it's because I "fight sleep like a baby"
But would a baby drink a monster energy at 1:30 AM? Checkmate.
But would a baby drink a monster energy at 1:30 AM? Checkmate.
February 20, 2025 at 9:28 AM
I was complaining to Monica that I can never fall asleep unless I'm exhausted and she said it's because I "fight sleep like a baby"
But would a baby drink a monster energy at 1:30 AM? Checkmate.
But would a baby drink a monster energy at 1:30 AM? Checkmate.
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this game has a working art program and i got distracted
February 19, 2025 at 10:14 PM
this game has a working art program and i got distracted
Y’all ever just be laying in bed and feel like
February 19, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Y’all ever just be laying in bed and feel like
You never know how good you have it at work until they make you do more actual work. Shit’s crazy.
February 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
You never know how good you have it at work until they make you do more actual work. Shit’s crazy.
Daniel Johnston, the outsider music artist, has been a recent discovery of mine.
Every song of his makes me cry. Just look him up and go down the rabbit hole. He just…
Fills me with impossible to deny hope.
Every song of his makes me cry. Just look him up and go down the rabbit hole. He just…
Fills me with impossible to deny hope.
February 18, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Daniel Johnston, the outsider music artist, has been a recent discovery of mine.
Every song of his makes me cry. Just look him up and go down the rabbit hole. He just…
Fills me with impossible to deny hope.
Every song of his makes me cry. Just look him up and go down the rabbit hole. He just…
Fills me with impossible to deny hope.
I how those fake YouTuber actors that do all those mobile game ads one day go to leave their homes and break their nose against the glass of their Truman show like enclosure.
February 17, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I how those fake YouTuber actors that do all those mobile game ads one day go to leave their homes and break their nose against the glass of their Truman show like enclosure.