“hmm something’s not adding up” yeah it’s the number of brain cells you possess you fucking idiot

so do we ever get to like, talk about movies or fun gossip on here or is it just going to be doomer politics for 4+ years

leaving the cruelty aside for just a minute it's absolutely humiliating to imagine being my age or older and getting excited because you think you've been given permission to say a bad word. what are you gonna do next, ride your tricycle past the end of the block

my favorite part about watching old seasons of survivor with my boyfriend is picking which person I would kill and eat after day 6

drank a cold brew on an empty stomach and now it feels like I am being hunted for sport (I am reading emails)

jenn so kindly invited me into bluesky and I have been firmly standing in the corner facing the wall because I don’t know these people