Bought my plane ticket to New Zealand 🇳🇿
November 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Bought my plane ticket to New Zealand 🇳🇿
Damn! My hair looks great!
September 17, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Damn! My hair looks great!
My special skill is dripping sauce on a perfectly clean white shirt.
September 17, 2025 at 12:35 AM
My special skill is dripping sauce on a perfectly clean white shirt.
I am so bored, I need to move back to a city. Any city. On the west coast.
September 16, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I am so bored, I need to move back to a city. Any city. On the west coast.
Y’all ever get a lil high and have some ice cream?
August 31, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Y’all ever get a lil high and have some ice cream?
Going to eat all the radioactive shrimp so I can gain the powers of a shrimp
August 19, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Going to eat all the radioactive shrimp so I can gain the powers of a shrimp
I need a month long vacation
August 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I need a month long vacation
It’s crazy how beneficial meditation can be
August 14, 2025 at 8:34 PM
It’s crazy how beneficial meditation can be
I made my 95 year old grandpa his first email address today.
July 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I made my 95 year old grandpa his first email address today.
Ska? I think you mean Caribbean jazz.
July 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Ska? I think you mean Caribbean jazz.
Oh the economy is bad BAD
July 4, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Oh the economy is bad BAD
I love eating white cheddar rice cakes because I’ve always wanted to eat drywall.
July 1, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I love eating white cheddar rice cakes because I’ve always wanted to eat drywall.
Spent the afternoon swimming at the river with Nyx
June 8, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Spent the afternoon swimming at the river with Nyx
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Me tuning into John Mulaney at precisely 10 pm tonight
May 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Me tuning into John Mulaney at precisely 10 pm tonight
You know what? I think this mission might be impossible.
May 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
You know what? I think this mission might be impossible.
I could really go for some flapjacks, not pancakes though, specifically flapjacks.
May 24, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I could really go for some flapjacks, not pancakes though, specifically flapjacks.
I think I’m going to get into making ice cream this summer
May 21, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I think I’m going to get into making ice cream this summer
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Found two white beard hairs today, pretty sure I can collect social security now.
April 29, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Found two white beard hairs today, pretty sure I can collect social security now.
Anyone else watching the first round draft pick for the new pope?
April 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Anyone else watching the first round draft pick for the new pope?
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🔥 @petebuttigieg.bsky.social shares his vision for 🇺🇸 with Andrew Schulz and the “Flagrant 2” podcast
April 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
🔥 @petebuttigieg.bsky.social shares his vision for 🇺🇸 with Andrew Schulz and the “Flagrant 2” podcast