Herbert Gaulke esq
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Herbert Gaulke esq
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Bipolar short arse. I love motorbikes, cats, Sci-Fi, cats, sciency stuff, cats, music, cats etc.


Professional cat entertainer.
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Miss Lewis took her group on the pier. I am in her group. She bought us a cup of tea each. Michelle Wyatt lost 75p.
December 20, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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It's refreshing to hear a reporter finally speak out about what a vile piece of human trash Trump is. 😳👇
December 17, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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The Room Next Door - Donald Trump McDonald's Special.

Only on YouTube.

youtu.be/zdUaw4QMTWg
December 16, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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December 14, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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HOPE YOU ARE FEEDING HEDGEHOG, BIRDS, CAT AND YOURSELF.
December 12, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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Everybody so pleased to see us. J. should come tomorrow. He is very down, has lost his appeal. Bridget went back today, itching with her rash. I have marked the chalet you can just see a white window, but we hope to have the cowshed on the water's edge next year.
December 11, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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The sun having a little rest on St Michael's tower before it set last night here in Glastonbury.
December 11, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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For a glimpse of just how complex, fascinating and unexpected soil ecosystems are, have a watch of this video, and see if it doesn't blow your mind. www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyGI...
How the soil healed wounded soldiers - a tale from Regenesis | George Monbiot
YouTube video by Sustainable Human
www.youtube.com
December 11, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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John doesn't call me Chops any more, it's Wifey now.
December 10, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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The shop was still there which sold gigantic Fresh Cream Meringues.
December 10, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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Found delightful sight behind pub.
December 8, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Glyn has bought a Design Centre torque wrench for £6 & seems very pleased.
December 8, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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I made the cottage pie & they liked it & wanted seconds. There wasn't any.
December 7, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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1. Some good news at last. This week’s column is about the amazing thing a couple of us stumbled into three years ago, which we’ve now developed into a global research programme. It doesn’t change everything, of course, but it could help change quite a lot. + 🧵 www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Over a pint in Oxford, we may have stumbled upon the holy grail of agriculture | George Monbiot
I knew that a revolution in our understanding of soil could change the world. Then came a eureka moment – and the birth of the Earth Rover Program, says Guardian columnist George Monbiot
www.theguardian.com
December 5, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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December 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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“Look, I was having a lovely swim, hoping to catch a fish or two for my tea, and these hi-vis Johnnies kept asking me if I was alright. Can’t a seal get a minute’s peace these days?”
Multi-agency rescue operation called off after 'person in water' deemed to be seal
The Coastguard were alerted to the incident at around 10.42pm, with teams from Aberdeen and Stonehaven sent to the scene near the city's Queen Elizabeth Bridge.
news.stv.tv
November 30, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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I went in for a sand castle contest. I received a ball point pen as a consolation prize.
November 30, 2025 at 9:51 AM
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We spent all morning at St Agnes Leisure Park.
November 29, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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We're going to run away together tonight, after we steal some of Fanny's fruit cake and mug a big burly policeman with twinkling eyes.
November 28, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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Here I am near the River Wye,
the sun is high & so am I.
I sure am getting around this time,
Seeing Brighton's sights & London's grime.
I can't think of much more to rhyme,
So I won't waste any more of your time.
November 28, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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*The fire has not, in fact, ceased, and there have to be meaningful penalties for Israel’s violations*

by Alex Skopic
Israel/Palestine

www.currentaffairs.org/news/the-gaz...
The Gaza “Ceasefire” is a Total Fraud
The fire has not, in fact, ceased, and there have to be meaningful penalties for Israel’s violations.
www.currentaffairs.org
November 27, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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So Chris Packham is coming under fire from the pro-hunt brigade yet again because he quite rightly called fox hunters "morally bankrupt sociopathic savages". LIKE this post if you agree with him!
November 25, 2025 at 9:00 AM