I either unplug my tv and tell my kids it’s broken or I turn it on at 6 am when they won’t stop crying or touching me, there is no in between
December 13, 2024 at 11:12 AM
I either unplug my tv and tell my kids it’s broken or I turn it on at 6 am when they won’t stop crying or touching me, there is no in between
I suffered a horrific hangover today and I went to my friends house and she let me lay on her couch for hours and made me breakfast and coffee and she is a true angel 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
November 25, 2024 at 1:50 AM
I suffered a horrific hangover today and I went to my friends house and she let me lay on her couch for hours and made me breakfast and coffee and she is a true angel 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
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My toddlers wanna do everything ALL BY THEMSELVES and I truly cannot relate because, at this point, my ideal state is doing as little as possible for myself
November 20, 2024 at 12:06 PM
My toddlers wanna do everything ALL BY THEMSELVES and I truly cannot relate because, at this point, my ideal state is doing as little as possible for myself
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Yeah we are getting Juan Soto
November 20, 2024 at 3:47 AM
Yeah we are getting Juan Soto
Accomplishment of the day is convincing the gym owner to put a full length mirror in the locker room
November 20, 2024 at 11:19 AM
Accomplishment of the day is convincing the gym owner to put a full length mirror in the locker room
A project I’ve been pushing for for the last year and working on for months just went live and I could cry tears of joy
November 19, 2024 at 3:17 PM
A project I’ve been pushing for for the last year and working on for months just went live and I could cry tears of joy
Had to restart my computer because I couldn’t connect to the vpn and apparently one of my spreadsheets was not on auto save 🥲🥲🥲🥲
November 19, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Had to restart my computer because I couldn’t connect to the vpn and apparently one of my spreadsheets was not on auto save 🥲🥲🥲🥲
a lift and four miles to start my day
November 19, 2024 at 12:20 PM
a lift and four miles to start my day
At the point in the Kingdom of Ash audiobook where it’s dangerous to listen in public, sobbing could occur at any moment
November 19, 2024 at 10:34 AM
At the point in the Kingdom of Ash audiobook where it’s dangerous to listen in public, sobbing could occur at any moment
Wilyer, you’re MY rookie of the year
November 19, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Wilyer, you’re MY rookie of the year
Current mental state = ignoring every text message I receive and pretending others don’t exist while mindlessly scrolling the internet hoping free agents start signing soon
November 19, 2024 at 12:45 AM
Current mental state = ignoring every text message I receive and pretending others don’t exist while mindlessly scrolling the internet hoping free agents start signing soon
I forgot my clothes in the washing machine just slightly too long and I thought they were fine but they were in fact not fine
November 18, 2024 at 10:00 PM
I forgot my clothes in the washing machine just slightly too long and I thought they were fine but they were in fact not fine
What unhinged behavior should I participate in tonight to ignore all the horrible things happening to me
November 18, 2024 at 9:40 PM
What unhinged behavior should I participate in tonight to ignore all the horrible things happening to me
The most (and only) productive thing I do in my life is folding towels straight out of the dryer
November 17, 2024 at 5:27 PM
The most (and only) productive thing I do in my life is folding towels straight out of the dryer
Another morning of scootering 🥶
November 17, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Another morning of scootering 🥶
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Waiting for Red Sox hot stove news ...
a man with a mustache is sitting on a swing in a park
Alt: a man with a mustache is sitting on a swing in a park
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2024 at 2:14 PM
Waiting for Red Sox hot stove news ...
Finally make plans to see a friend and have our kids play together and guess who has colds ??? US.
Pls kill me
Pls kill me
November 17, 2024 at 2:41 PM
Finally make plans to see a friend and have our kids play together and guess who has colds ??? US.
Pls kill me
Pls kill me
Questioning what I should post here as if I don’t typically tweet every random thought that enters my brain
November 17, 2024 at 2:39 PM
Questioning what I should post here as if I don’t typically tweet every random thought that enters my brain
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Don't take for granted that everyone remembers all the weird little sports things just because we already talked about them on twitter. Baseball players wear belts while they do sports - thick belts! leather belts! - and carry snacks with them on the field. That's so beautiful.
November 15, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Don't take for granted that everyone remembers all the weird little sports things just because we already talked about them on twitter. Baseball players wear belts while they do sports - thick belts! leather belts! - and carry snacks with them on the field. That's so beautiful.