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🏳️‍🌈 blue dot in a red state. Far left. Sick and tired.
Pinned
From this moment forward, I refuse to argue with anyone I’m not willing to have make up sex with!
@repjasmine.bsky.social I’d like you to ask your “colleagues” across the aisle one question…

“Where are the women?”

We see them loading men into planes in the middle of the night, headed to El Salvador. So ask them where the women are.
April 19, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Wife: why did we send that check to the fckn IRS?

Me: can we cancel it? 🤔
April 18, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I hate disappointing my wife.

Our pools booster pump went out and she asked me to fix it.

After much sweat, swearing and trips to the pool supply store, it’s a bigger problem than we thought.

Time to call the pool guy.
April 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Funny how every day the reason for not bringing Kilmer Abrego Garcia home, changes.

That’s what happens when someone is dead and they don’t want to deal with the aftermath.
April 17, 2025 at 12:21 PM
The only people willing to put themselves in harms way to get this man back, are Democrats.

foxbaltimore.com/town-hall-ne...
Senator Van Hollen heads to El Salvador to seek release of wrongly detained Maryland man
U.S. Senator Chris Van Hollen announced he will be traveling to El Salvador with hopes to visit Kilmar Abrego Garcia.
foxbaltimore.com
April 16, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Have we all figured out that nobody is coming to save us?

Have we all figured out that we are alone and we are the only ones that can stop this?

Asking for a friend.
April 15, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Omg!!

I thought “doggie style” meant you kiss while eating spaghetti!!

You straight people weird me out!
April 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
If you still support this bullshit administration, fuck all the way off!!
April 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Reposted by Bridgefarmer
No!

Stop this, major media!

That’s _not_ what just happened!

DOJ at _no_ point made _any_ commitment to “bring Garcia home,” nor did it ask for “more time” to “bring Garcia home.”

It said that Garcia is in the custody of El Salvador and the court has no jurisdiction there.

Get it right, dammit!
April 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
April 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
The same folks saying we should just “suck it up” as the market is collapsing, claiming it’s a temporary inconvenience, are the same people who threw a fit about wearing a mask.
April 7, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Reposted by Bridgefarmer
Japanese and Chinese markets are down 8% and 10% respectively. Black Friday in 1929 was -11%. Tomorrow could easily be the worst crash in American history.

The worst thing? It’s 100% intentional.
April 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM
April 6, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Warning: animal and child abuse.
April 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Trigger warning. Child abuse.
April 6, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Trigger warning. Animal and child abuse.
April 6, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Trigger warning. Child abuse.
April 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Any story worth telling should start at the very beginning.
April 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
The quickest way to get clean drinking water to every city in America, just tell a bunch of white girls the dogs don’t have clean water, either!

A group of 20 something “Buffy’s” will show up and have that shit taken care of in no time!!
April 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM
This will be my story. It will be traumatic, at times. I will warn you, first. But, I want you to know you are not alone.
April 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Reposted by Bridgefarmer
Apropos of nothing: Kamala Harris predicted this exact moment happening:

“Understand that part of Trump’s plan is to put in place a national sales tax of at least 20% on everyday goods and necessities.”

She warned us over & over again & she was so right.
April 3, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Lauren Boebert, during her questioning of Oliver Stone, confused him with Roger Stone.

No surprise the Congresswoman who failed her GED exam, is ok with the dismantling of the DOE. 🤔
April 3, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Wife: I don’t know how I can get everything done!
Me: don’t worry. It’ll all get done, somehow.
Wife: so now I’m “somehow”?
Me: 😳😳😳
April 3, 2025 at 1:37 PM
We made $47k on Tesla stocks by buying them when the market crashed in ‘21. $57 a share.

Let’s watch an see who is snatching up stocks this time around… 🤔
There goes the crash
April 3, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Why do the magas that comment on my insta posts all look like they share the same DNA??
April 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM