Daniel - raggedy butterfly
@bridgebyapool.bsky.social
Good at rock climbing and playing the piano, fairly atrocious at everything else. Major soft spot for pine martens. He/him.
Read an article? In this day and age?! 😱
February 29, 2024 at 9:41 AM
Read an article? In this day and age?! 😱
One step closer to that pre-Cambrian rabbit!
February 29, 2024 at 9:24 AM
One step closer to that pre-Cambrian rabbit!
That’s a polar blep!
February 28, 2024 at 6:50 PM
That’s a polar blep!
So many social platforms! Whatever happened to loudly and drunkenly blurting out personal details at the pub? 🍻
February 28, 2024 at 6:48 PM
So many social platforms! Whatever happened to loudly and drunkenly blurting out personal details at the pub? 🍻
I think your videos are the one thing I genuinely miss from Twitland.
February 28, 2024 at 8:41 AM
I think your videos are the one thing I genuinely miss from Twitland.
Yep, about a decade ago. Cut off, stone cold. It shouldn’t still affect me of course, but it does. Time has just meant I think about it less.
February 26, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Yep, about a decade ago. Cut off, stone cold. It shouldn’t still affect me of course, but it does. Time has just meant I think about it less.
I love huge swathes of wild garlic! 😍
(Also yay Lupin!)
(Also yay Lupin!)
February 26, 2024 at 8:39 PM
I love huge swathes of wild garlic! 😍
(Also yay Lupin!)
(Also yay Lupin!)
Today I am standing up - because that patch of sunlight keeps moving!
February 26, 2024 at 10:40 AM
Today I am standing up - because that patch of sunlight keeps moving!
I haven’t even included all the great pianists/composers I love because that would be a looong list.
February 25, 2024 at 10:44 AM
I haven’t even included all the great pianists/composers I love because that would be a looong list.
That’s a floral fanfare if ever I saw one!
February 23, 2024 at 4:08 PM
That’s a floral fanfare if ever I saw one!
Cookiecutter sharks:
0/5⭐️
Best not. Place at the back of a kitchen drawer where they will be rediscovered some years later. One will be missing.
0/5⭐️
Best not. Place at the back of a kitchen drawer where they will be rediscovered some years later. One will be missing.
February 23, 2024 at 3:08 PM
Cookiecutter sharks:
0/5⭐️
Best not. Place at the back of a kitchen drawer where they will be rediscovered some years later. One will be missing.
0/5⭐️
Best not. Place at the back of a kitchen drawer where they will be rediscovered some years later. One will be missing.
Bullhead sharks:
2/5⭐️
Pretty but unbalanced. Try the shot-putting technique. Don’t drop on foot.
Weasel sharks:
5/5⭐️
They didn’t do anything to you! Give them a little kiss and gently lob out to sea.
2/5⭐️
Pretty but unbalanced. Try the shot-putting technique. Don’t drop on foot.
Weasel sharks:
5/5⭐️
They didn’t do anything to you! Give them a little kiss and gently lob out to sea.
February 23, 2024 at 3:07 PM
Bullhead sharks:
2/5⭐️
Pretty but unbalanced. Try the shot-putting technique. Don’t drop on foot.
Weasel sharks:
5/5⭐️
They didn’t do anything to you! Give them a little kiss and gently lob out to sea.
2/5⭐️
Pretty but unbalanced. Try the shot-putting technique. Don’t drop on foot.
Weasel sharks:
5/5⭐️
They didn’t do anything to you! Give them a little kiss and gently lob out to sea.
Hammerhead sharks:
4/5⭐️
Grab either side of the cephalofoil (the “hammer”) and yeet up over your head like swinging a weight up over a bar. Get out from under before it lands on you.
Sleeper sharks:
0/5⭐️
Respect your elders and get off their lawn.
4/5⭐️
Grab either side of the cephalofoil (the “hammer”) and yeet up over your head like swinging a weight up over a bar. Get out from under before it lands on you.
Sleeper sharks:
0/5⭐️
Respect your elders and get off their lawn.
February 23, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Hammerhead sharks:
4/5⭐️
Grab either side of the cephalofoil (the “hammer”) and yeet up over your head like swinging a weight up over a bar. Get out from under before it lands on you.
Sleeper sharks:
0/5⭐️
Respect your elders and get off their lawn.
4/5⭐️
Grab either side of the cephalofoil (the “hammer”) and yeet up over your head like swinging a weight up over a bar. Get out from under before it lands on you.
Sleeper sharks:
0/5⭐️
Respect your elders and get off their lawn.
Thresher sharks:
5/5⭐️
Grab quickly by the upper caudal fin lobe (eye protection is advised) and whirl around head before launching. One to three whirls only please, no grandstanding.
Whale and basking sharks:
0/5⭐️
Far too big and heavy. Take lots of photos instead and post them on Instagram.
5/5⭐️
Grab quickly by the upper caudal fin lobe (eye protection is advised) and whirl around head before launching. One to three whirls only please, no grandstanding.
Whale and basking sharks:
0/5⭐️
Far too big and heavy. Take lots of photos instead and post them on Instagram.
February 23, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Thresher sharks:
5/5⭐️
Grab quickly by the upper caudal fin lobe (eye protection is advised) and whirl around head before launching. One to three whirls only please, no grandstanding.
Whale and basking sharks:
0/5⭐️
Far too big and heavy. Take lots of photos instead and post them on Instagram.
5/5⭐️
Grab quickly by the upper caudal fin lobe (eye protection is advised) and whirl around head before launching. One to three whirls only please, no grandstanding.
Whale and basking sharks:
0/5⭐️
Far too big and heavy. Take lots of photos instead and post them on Instagram.
Great white sharks:
3/5⭐️
Wait for them to breach and “thwong” them away with an outsized tennis racquet. Like tiger sharks they are also really heavy so make sure it is a sturdy racquet.
Goblin sharks:
1/5⭐️
Lure into the airlock and blast into space. Get a chest x-ray.
3/5⭐️
Wait for them to breach and “thwong” them away with an outsized tennis racquet. Like tiger sharks they are also really heavy so make sure it is a sturdy racquet.
Goblin sharks:
1/5⭐️
Lure into the airlock and blast into space. Get a chest x-ray.
February 23, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Great white sharks:
3/5⭐️
Wait for them to breach and “thwong” them away with an outsized tennis racquet. Like tiger sharks they are also really heavy so make sure it is a sturdy racquet.
Goblin sharks:
1/5⭐️
Lure into the airlock and blast into space. Get a chest x-ray.
3/5⭐️
Wait for them to breach and “thwong” them away with an outsized tennis racquet. Like tiger sharks they are also really heavy so make sure it is a sturdy racquet.
Goblin sharks:
1/5⭐️
Lure into the airlock and blast into space. Get a chest x-ray.
Tiger sharks:
2/5⭐️
Heavy, so limber up. Maybe enlist the help of a friend. Check to see it hasn’t gobbled your family silver or prized heirlooms before launching.
Carpet sharks:
5/5⭐️
Gently hoover, being careful of any fringes. Roll up and launch out to sea.
2/5⭐️
Heavy, so limber up. Maybe enlist the help of a friend. Check to see it hasn’t gobbled your family silver or prized heirlooms before launching.
Carpet sharks:
5/5⭐️
Gently hoover, being careful of any fringes. Roll up and launch out to sea.
February 23, 2024 at 3:04 PM
Tiger sharks:
2/5⭐️
Heavy, so limber up. Maybe enlist the help of a friend. Check to see it hasn’t gobbled your family silver or prized heirlooms before launching.
Carpet sharks:
5/5⭐️
Gently hoover, being careful of any fringes. Roll up and launch out to sea.
2/5⭐️
Heavy, so limber up. Maybe enlist the help of a friend. Check to see it hasn’t gobbled your family silver or prized heirlooms before launching.
Carpet sharks:
5/5⭐️
Gently hoover, being careful of any fringes. Roll up and launch out to sea.
Stingrays:
1/5⭐️
Nudge only from the head end. A metal binlid is your friend here. Don’t try to get clever.
Reef sharks:
3/5⭐️
Skittish and hard to grab. Recommend using the notch on the upper caudal fin lobe for the best purchase. Lean back and hurl the shark forwards like a disgruntled javelin.
1/5⭐️
Nudge only from the head end. A metal binlid is your friend here. Don’t try to get clever.
Reef sharks:
3/5⭐️
Skittish and hard to grab. Recommend using the notch on the upper caudal fin lobe for the best purchase. Lean back and hurl the shark forwards like a disgruntled javelin.
February 23, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Stingrays:
1/5⭐️
Nudge only from the head end. A metal binlid is your friend here. Don’t try to get clever.
Reef sharks:
3/5⭐️
Skittish and hard to grab. Recommend using the notch on the upper caudal fin lobe for the best purchase. Lean back and hurl the shark forwards like a disgruntled javelin.
1/5⭐️
Nudge only from the head end. A metal binlid is your friend here. Don’t try to get clever.
Reef sharks:
3/5⭐️
Skittish and hard to grab. Recommend using the notch on the upper caudal fin lobe for the best purchase. Lean back and hurl the shark forwards like a disgruntled javelin.
Rays, other than electric rays and stingrays:
5/5⭐️
Grasp edge of fish and skim outwards over the waves. One point per bounce.
Electric rays:
4/5⭐️
Same but don a thick pair of marigolds first. Isolate at the circuit breaker for safety.
5/5⭐️
Grasp edge of fish and skim outwards over the waves. One point per bounce.
Electric rays:
4/5⭐️
Same but don a thick pair of marigolds first. Isolate at the circuit breaker for safety.
February 23, 2024 at 3:02 PM
Rays, other than electric rays and stingrays:
5/5⭐️
Grasp edge of fish and skim outwards over the waves. One point per bounce.
Electric rays:
4/5⭐️
Same but don a thick pair of marigolds first. Isolate at the circuit breaker for safety.
5/5⭐️
Grasp edge of fish and skim outwards over the waves. One point per bounce.
Electric rays:
4/5⭐️
Same but don a thick pair of marigolds first. Isolate at the circuit breaker for safety.
Disclaimer: This is not serious. I am not actually advocating the hurling or any sort of rough treatment of these beautiful creatures that we are lucky enough to share the planet with. Obvs.
February 23, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Disclaimer: This is not serious. I am not actually advocating the hurling or any sort of rough treatment of these beautiful creatures that we are lucky enough to share the planet with. Obvs.
How would you rank woodlice?
February 23, 2024 at 12:21 PM
How would you rank woodlice?
What head? 👀
February 19, 2024 at 10:10 AM
What head? 👀