Hack Harlow
bricecollin.bsky.social
Hack Harlow
@bricecollin.bsky.social
PhD candidate for speech science // Speech-Language Pathologist // Author // Gay // he/him

I was funnier on Twitter
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Intro: hi I'm Collin and am running away from twitter after over a decade. Was a nice community in many ways and changed my life for the better in lots of ways too. Now I'm open to that door being shut or it taking a new form here. I'm a speech pathologist, PhD student, and am an author as a hobby
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Has anyone noticed how we completely dropped all pretense of thanksgiving having its own aesthetic identity this year?

It's been Christmas for at least two weeks.
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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This may be why some people hate scientists TBH.
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Filip filling out his blood pressure log as I order him insomnia cookies (I'm trying to kill him)
November 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
If you HATE my ASS so much, then why don't you come down here and try to KISS a part of my TINY ASS!!!!!
November 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Somebody Somewhere on HBO is so good. I highly recommend if you are in the intersection of LGBT+/Church/small town
November 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
My most southern coded trait is how fast I will fuck up a slice of buttermilk pie if you put it in front of me
November 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Ever since getting a bit more wrapped up in academia, I have a mantra from Sleeping At Last that I say to myself often:

"Gold, silver, bronze hold no value here: where work and rest are equally revered."
November 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Ice is gassing neighbors in St. Paul this morning g during a paramilitary fascist raid on the city.
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Has anyone read "First, We Make the Beast Beautiful"?? This was embedded in like the first chapter and I was like what on earth am I reading
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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It’s not fair that pawns get en passant and no one else gets a little secret power. Two knights who are next to each other should become a Slow Horses and explode a one square radius around them. If my queen takes your queen you have to tell me who your crush is
November 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Capitalism with major guard rails is not the worst set up out there

*ducks*
November 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I can't tell if I hate Kirby air riders or if I'm addicted. Or both
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
"I don't want to be the center of the universe.
I don't want to be part of that shame.
In a way, I want to be my own redeemer.
I don't want to play your video game."
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I'm excited to read this quirky study
The influence of uncertainty about ear of presentation, gender, and linguistic structure in following streams of speech https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/41283707/
November 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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i’m not crying you’re crying

xkcd: Fifteen Years

Fifteen Years
xkcd.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
SLPs get paid absolute shit in Cincinnati. I can not find a PRN job that's worth it
November 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I'm seeing fit for a king because my friend Trey is the drummer and he gave me an all access badge and I can't stress to you how much the venue workers do not care that I have all access. I just want to bring my friend food bro
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Yeah baby
November 24, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I remember The Politics Girl interviewing someone at the Biden whitehouse on her podcast about this. She was like "you say we're doing very well economically compared to many other countries, but many people feel they are struggling. Can you speak to that?"

and they skirted the question so quickly
Economists define “good” VERY differently from the rest of life on earth
November 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Maybe we don't do enough blaming Margaret and Orwell for where we are
Is Margaret Atwood a prophet or does life imitate art
November 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Tbh it is so creepy to see a MAGA hat out in the wild in this day and age
November 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Is Margaret Atwood a prophet or does life imitate art
November 23, 2025 at 2:51 PM
The newest South Park is crazy. I think they took JD Vance pretending to be happy about him being in the show as a challenge
November 23, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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I wonder why my popular with friends feed stopped updated 10 hours ago
November 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM