Keeping my girlfriend safe at the Jane Remover concert through the sheer force of the gen z middle part long hair x tall combo

modding my 3DS with a SIM card and Gmail so I can furiously tap out an email to my haters via stylus on the go

Being monogamous in your 20s is like being a landlord. You just got there first and now are jacking up the prices for everyone else bc they're desperate - AB

At the SF bartees strange show; every couple is a masc person in workwear and a slightly shorter person not in workwear

Watching the walking dead for the first time and it is remarkable how deeply in love Rick and Shane are,,, they should kiss

I am very concerned that the peak of all the boygenius members' solo careers may be their respective sophomore albums if this new Lucy Dacus joint is anything to go off of

Yes i can confirm ive eaten the dire wolfs. I slow cooked them in the pit "Memphis style". I had them for dinner and it cost me $500 per dog

Yellowjackets is a bad show ! They have managed to make cannibalism boring

Her fetty wap makes me wetty fap - AB