@brianthehandyman.bsky.social
Skiffer, vice captain of punting, weirdo, all round useful person.
Not much tolerance for idiots and Tories. Neurodivergent in some way.
Not much tolerance for idiots and Tories. Neurodivergent in some way.
I’d love to say something erudite and scathing, but I can’t get past my brain screaming “WHAT A CUNT!!!” on a loop.
March 3, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I’d love to say something erudite and scathing, but I can’t get past my brain screaming “WHAT A CUNT!!!” on a loop.
Needs more cake.
February 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Needs more cake.
Not everything. They’ve thrown an MP in prison.
Alcohol is not the answer, though…
*lights huuuuge spliff*
Alcohol is not the answer, though…
*lights huuuuge spliff*
February 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Not everything. They’ve thrown an MP in prison.
Alcohol is not the answer, though…
*lights huuuuge spliff*
Alcohol is not the answer, though…
*lights huuuuge spliff*
Biscuits feature highly on Maslow’s hierarchy of needs, you know.
February 17, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Biscuits feature highly on Maslow’s hierarchy of needs, you know.
I can recommend having a cupboard close to your usual lounging spot, ideally within reach, that contains a selection of your favourite foods.
Consider it self care.
Consider it self care.
February 10, 2025 at 11:15 AM
I can recommend having a cupboard close to your usual lounging spot, ideally within reach, that contains a selection of your favourite foods.
Consider it self care.
Consider it self care.
Just remember to remove them from the paper sleeves first.
Also, you must have an After Eight sandwich, with After Eights as bread and filling. Ima gonna make one now.
Also, you must have an After Eight sandwich, with After Eights as bread and filling. Ima gonna make one now.
February 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Just remember to remove them from the paper sleeves first.
Also, you must have an After Eight sandwich, with After Eights as bread and filling. Ima gonna make one now.
Also, you must have an After Eight sandwich, with After Eights as bread and filling. Ima gonna make one now.
*wonders whether to post about crippling self doubt*
a man wearing glasses and a blue plaid shirt says what is wrong with me
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a blue plaid shirt says what is wrong with me
media.tenor.com
January 31, 2025 at 9:24 PM
*wonders whether to post about crippling self doubt*
I mean, it’s not like it wasn’t utterly expectable.
This final season of The USA is still gonna be a hell of a ride.
This final season of The USA is still gonna be a hell of a ride.
January 31, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I mean, it’s not like it wasn’t utterly expectable.
This final season of The USA is still gonna be a hell of a ride.
This final season of The USA is still gonna be a hell of a ride.
It’s five o’clock somewhere.
January 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
It’s five o’clock somewhere.
Yeah, but it’s annoyed tRump, so there’s that.
January 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Yeah, but it’s annoyed tRump, so there’s that.
I am a fairly reckless gambler, and even I wouldn’t put money on that remaining the situation.
January 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I am a fairly reckless gambler, and even I wouldn’t put money on that remaining the situation.
So, what happened to your leg, and how was it cured?
I’ve got a bit of numbness that’s worrying me a wee bit…
I’ve got a bit of numbness that’s worrying me a wee bit…
January 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
So, what happened to your leg, and how was it cured?
I’ve got a bit of numbness that’s worrying me a wee bit…
I’ve got a bit of numbness that’s worrying me a wee bit…
Thanks for the earworm. 🕺
January 19, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Thanks for the earworm. 🕺