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brianthehandyman.bsky.social
@brianthehandyman.bsky.social
Skiffer, vice captain of punting, weirdo, all round useful person.
Not much tolerance for idiots and Tories. Neurodivergent in some way.
This is half of the base for my workshop.
It’s gonna be a big workshop.
Can’t wait to install an old sofa and a coffee table so I can just sit and enjoy the possibilities… 😁
March 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I am now a company director.
Bamboo Full Stop Ltd is a real thing.
We even have a website, but it’s hidden for another couple of days while I tweak it a bit.
But bamboofullstop.com is all mine!
Already got work lined up.
bamboofullstop.com
March 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Reposted
Haltbakk Bunkers, one of Norway's largest marine fuel companies, just announced that it will no longer refuel American Navy vessels.
Haltbakk has called on other European companies to refuse service to American forces.
It made us sick. We encourage all Norwegians and Europeans to follow our example
March 1, 2025 at 8:20 PM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social dogs are checking their wee-Mail…
February 20, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I have unilaterally decided it’s just too bleurgh out there today, so today is now happening tomorrow. Probably.
If anyone needs me, you don’t.
February 10, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Inspired recycling there.
February 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
We’ve had a seal rock up at the skiff/sailing club.
This is a long way from the sea.
#Thamesseal
February 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
How many Tories does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they use gaslight.
January 24, 2025 at 8:57 AM
In honour of the #inauguration2025 I have written a #haiku
Hope you like it @mrjamesob.bsky.social

Jesus, guns, babies.
Felon now in the White House.
We are all doomed.

#doomed
January 19, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Was discussing my options for a replacement car with a 27 year old, and he was surprised I was looking at larger capacity engines.
I told him that was the one advantage of getting old- the cost of car insurance goes down a bit.
3.5L Mercedes E class, in case you were wondering… 😁
January 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Amazing the difference Christmas and the subsequent shitty month can make to a persons wealth.
I’m not skint, but I am now motivated enough to start listing clothes on #Vinted 😊
I’ve listed 3 pairs of jeans and just sold 2 as a bundle for £70.
Now, where’s those snakeskin boots that don’t fit…?
January 16, 2025 at 8:08 PM
A haiku for today.

Fuck me it is cold.
Do I need to go out there?
Going back to bed.
#haiku
January 10, 2025 at 9:09 AM
@grahamdavidhughes.bsky.social Ah, there you are!
I think I mentioned on Facebook- my mums maiden name is Hughes, and she hails from Liverpool.
We could be related… 😁
January 8, 2025 at 8:11 AM
L’oaf.
#cats
January 4, 2025 at 2:35 PM
There may be fuckery afoot.
January 3, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Was given this by my dad. Sat unused since it left the factory.
That’s gonna change…
December 27, 2024 at 9:05 PM
*peeks out from blanket fort*

Is it over yet…?
December 24, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Cars, croissants, cannabis (not shown) and caffeine.
Breakfast of champions.
Gotta love a lazy Sunday. 😎
December 22, 2024 at 2:29 PM
LeCreuset kettle. Needed when you’re ripping out bamboo in Brighton and there’s no client to provide tea…
#sitelife
December 18, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Off to the racing at Kempton Park on Boxing Day, for the first time since gods dog was a puppy. 😎
December 14, 2024 at 10:55 AM
Reposted
In 1968 Finland banned for profit education, the few private schools that exist in Finland have to reinvest any profit they make or pay it back to parents.

It has been in the Top 3 in education for the last 20 years.

There should be no profit in education or healthcare.
December 11, 2024 at 9:07 PM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social Just switched over to Discovery and was faced with this!
Don’t you think this should come with some sort of trigger warning?
December 4, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Movie recommendations please people…?
I’ve quit thinking for the day.
December 3, 2024 at 7:54 PM
I just had to pretend a cat was still stuck in the electric substation across the road, after I got bored waiting for the guy to come and let it out.
Took my angle grinder to a corner of the fence when all else failed, then bent it back after the cat came out.
Then The Man turned up… 😊
December 2, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Had five minutes spare before pricing up a job, so I popped in to the chemist round the corner and got me a Covid jab.
And I hate needles. 😊
November 30, 2024 at 2:33 PM