Be jealous of my stray cat I've brought into my office.

#Dutchess
#CatsOfBlueSky

#NHL #NHLPlayoffs

This is #Lowriderpal devastated look when he doesn't get any chile rellenos. #DogsOfBlueSky

This is Bandit. He smells like campfire and his two favorite things are chewing on anything face height and trying to crash my car. #BlueSkyDogs

I'm going to own my "old man yells at clouds" moment here. I don't think that's how "Boujee" is spelled and what the hell do the Dead Kennedys have to do with either malls or goths?

Blackbeard is not so sure this is actually a dog bed. It seems perfect for him #CatsOfBluesky #Blackbeard

How dare they attack me like this. Yes, I did say unironically "I have way too much to do to be sick" but that's different.

Best officemate ever!

#DogsOfBlueSky

Sometimes I worry about losing my sense of wonder in the world, then I walk outside and am like "holy shit, clouds" and it's all good.

Willie is a real weird little guy

Not sure if cowards or bigots but either way fuck this and fuck the NHL. No one asked for this and no one cares other than the thousands of queer fans who know exactly what you think of them now.

Not pictured - flying monkeys.

St Louis CITY SC dummies Sporting KC last night and it couldn't have been sweeter. Looking forward to years of the pothole series.