brianoutloud.bsky.social
@brianoutloud.bsky.social
Why am I getting ads from the CEO of Boeing talking about how the union is asking for too much money in their negotiations?

Pay your employees instead of spending that money on ads saying you don't have the money to pay them you fucking ghoul.

#solidarityforever
October 2, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Be jealous of my stray cat I've brought into my office.

#Dutchess
#CatsOfBlueSky
September 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM
We all kind of know how the stock market is not an accurate measure for how well people are doing, but don't worry I have a solution. Take the average cortisol level of social service workers. The higher that number goes the more fucked things are getting.
July 21, 2025 at 6:05 PM
May 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
An ongoing sexual assault case full of "why were you drunk with those guys of you didn't want it" accusations, a GM that covered up a sexual assault is in the playoffs, and a coach that helped cover up a sexual assault case is getting hired to coach a new team. Fuck the #NHL #nhlplayoffs
May 8, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Oh suuuure, now these fucking people are against segregation all of a sudden.
Super Bowl fans whine over Kendrick Lamar's halftime show and 'DEI'
X users are calling out Kendrick Lamar's halftime show performance for not having one white performer on stage with some saying it's the worst halftime show they've ever seen.
www.irishstar.com
February 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Everyone thought my presentation about how we have been shifted into the #weaseltimeline was a funny joke. But I'd love to meet a single person who doesn't think that things have gotten extremely weasely over the past little bit. Gotta get #CERN to set things right again.
February 6, 2025 at 5:07 PM
What if you made a zombie movie but instead of being scary it's the trauma people experience when a loved one dies and comes back a zombie? Handling the Dead is beautiful but heartbreaking, good news way to explore #zombies
February 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
There is no better feeling on the planet than scratching an itch you've been trying to not scratch all day. Gotta let my new #tattoo heal but when I can't handle it for a minute... holy hell it's incredible.
January 31, 2025 at 6:29 PM
People can fuck right off with the "Americans why aren't you resisting?" takes. Loads of people are doing loads of shit, people have learned through the BLM movement that online activist spaces are monitored and being visible isn't a great idea in lots of circumstances. #thread
January 28, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.
January 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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So how’s it going so far?
January 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I have long flirted with #anarchism as a philosophy and someone always brings up "who will take the trash and fix the roads?" So it's nice to be able to point to the recent #StLouis snow storm and say "see, your way doesn't fucking do it either!"
January 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Elon doing the salute
January 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Any time I see a nazi getting the full weight of the justice system for doing nazi shit it stress tests my beliefs. Prison reform is desperately needed and cash bail is fucked as a concept buuuuuuut I'm having a hard time getting mad about this one.
Videos, posts from neo-Nazi group's internal chats reveal suspect's motives in antisemitic stunt
Now, in the group’s internal chats on the Telegram messaging app, NewsChannel 5 Investigates has uncovered new videos and social media posts from that suspect.
www.newschannel5.com
January 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
#UnpopularTakes: MM/DD/YYYY is the best date formatting because it matches how people (in the US at least) speak. January, 16th 2025. Not 16th January 2025 or 2025, January 16th.
January 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood
January 13, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Finally getting around to seeing what the fuss is about with these #Terrifier motion pictures.
January 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
This is #Lowriderpal devastated look when he doesn't get any chile rellenos. #DogsOfBlueSky
January 9, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Don't let the media get you twisted, Matt Gaetz did not pay a minor for sex.

A child cannot consent to sex, what Matt Gaetz did was give money to a minor that he raped.
December 23, 2024 at 8:57 PM
This is Bandit. He smells like campfire and his two favorite things are chewing on anything face height and trying to crash my car. #BlueSkyDogs
December 20, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Clearly we ought to be looking for WaLuigi Mangione. Anyone who can't see this is a setup is blind.
December 9, 2024 at 9:03 PM
I know people who have been shot and know who shot them that didn't get 1/10th the amount of police involvement that one dead CEO is getting.

Controversial take incoming: You shouldn't have to scam billions of dollars while denying people medical treatment for the justice system to work for you.
December 6, 2024 at 6:35 PM
I'm going to own my "old man yells at clouds" moment here. I don't think that's how "Boujee" is spelled and what the hell do the Dead Kennedys have to do with either malls or goths?
December 4, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Learning a lot about how cut rate plumbing in a very old building works and I gotta say, shitily. It works shitily. If you look at it wrong it pouts and won't give you hot water anymore.
December 3, 2024 at 8:30 PM